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Simma down - I hate that li'l girl in the movie Beethoven - Ima stabber
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My Family (the ones willing to admit it anyway)
My Dog
This is MY dog. Note the 'MY' part in that last sentence. That means that she is MY dog and not YOUR dog.
...I don't like her like that. She's my dog.
Don't tell me how hard you would bang my dog. I've heard it before.
Es el servercio en tus pantalones?.
My dog is funny - she's probably the only person that likes my sense of humor
Urine-soaked bread is only sold in Japan on Friday
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No seriously.
This is Madison.
She is MY dog.
I love her.
ALOT.
I changed my mind. This is not Moses anymore
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Madison is a bit older than that of a year now. We got her last April (tha nine nine) from some people that are Britany Spaniel breeders. We go ther cheap because she is retarded. Seriously.
This is Moses
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Madison has obsessive-compulsive disorder. Everytime we throw her outback she runs the same pattern in our backyard. From corner to corner, stopping and barking at each corner. She's left a dirt trail.
She likes carrots. What kind of dog like carrots? MY dog fuckface!!
She likes to relieve herself in your bed when you are gone and then comfort you when you're pissed that you can't sleep because your pillow is soaked in urine or becasue there's a pile of shit under your covers.
She knows when I'm stoned because she wont leave me alone and plots to take over my position as 'Second MAN of the House' because she knows my weakness secret and has shown fighting skills in the past.
She also tends to jump onto my testicles when I am sleeping.
This is one of those pajama's with the feet things I was talking about earlier. But these ones don't have feet - I just noticed that. Fuck it.
People have nothing better to do than look at pictures of my dog naked. baby killers!!
