SHAFT SOUNDS

“I get 50 bucks an hour…plus expenses”
“Aw come on Shaft, what is it with this Black shit?”
“You’re a very wise Caucasian, Vic.”
“Have a chair John” “I don’t like your chair”
“Looks like your gonna have to close it yourself , Shitty!”
“That’s some cold shit, throwing my man Leroy out the window. Just picked my man up and threw him out the god damned window.”
“Cool it man.”
“Cut the crap, man, this is Shaft!”
“You’re a shrewd cat, Shaft” “you and your boys blow it and I’ll be one dead cat.”
“Don’t jive me!”
“Hey, where the hell are you going Shaft?” “To get laid, where the hell are you going?”
“I’ll get you, Bumpy!”
“What kind of fucking job are you talking about?”
“What are you trying to lay on me, huh?”
“Looks like war coming, huh?”
“Look, baby.”
“I love you.” “Yeah I know…take it easy.”
“I got to feeling like a machine. That’s no way to feel.”
“It warms my black heart to see you so concerned about us minority folk.”
“That’s cuz us black folk talk mush-mouth, Lieutenant”
	“Ben, you got nothin I want!”
	“No way, baby.”
	“Get off my back, huh?”
	“You got problems, baby?” “Yeah, I got a couple of em. I was born black, and I was born poor.
	“Right on!”
	“When you lead that revolution, whitey better be standing still…cuz you don’t run worth a damn no more.”
	“Stay loose, baby.”
	“We’re straight baby.”
	“And I’ll sue you’re god damned ass for false-arrest.”
	“Right now I gotta take care of some business.”
	“Thanks, brother.”
	“Threatening my livelihood is a violation of my rights, isn’t it Vic?”
	“You believe it.”
	“Up yours, baby.”
	“Why don’t you stop playing with yourself, Willie”
	“Just say what you got man.”
	“So, what did you get John?” “I got laid!”
	“Don’t let your mouth get your ass in trouble”
	“I just said ‘Up yours Baby!”