Are you tired of being fat and stupid?  Tired of being the loser - jerk that all the neighborhood kids know as "Lunch Wagon, the Undie - thief"?

Tri - Kappa (aka Tha HoodS) is a fraternity/sorority
(accepts all males, females, and midget slave-owners).  Dont' be
fooled by the Greek symbol for Tri - Kappa, we're not racist,
just slow.  **NOTE** to be an active member of Tri - Kappa, you
must have and wear a hooded sweatshirt.  Summer attire will be
discussed at future meetings