WARNING - THE FOLLOWING IS MADE TO OFFEND.  IF YOU ARE  "UGLY" AND HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR PICTURE MAY BE POSTED ON THIS PAGE, DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER.  I DON'T WANT ANY E-MAILS FROM "UGLY" PEOPLE WHINING ABOUT THIS FOLLOWING SHIT.  IT'S A JOKE, SO WHY DON'T YOU GO PUT A PLASTIC BAG OVER YOUR HEAD AND TIE THE BOTTOM

As you can (hopefully) read, this page is dedicated to none other than the world's UGLIES.  An "UGLY" is a person who is, easily said, "UGLY".  The funny part about being an "UGLY" is that you have no clue that you are one of them.  I've seen UGLIES call other UGLIES "UGLY" and other mean and harsh names.  So this page is dedicated to you, the UGLIES, who make everyday o so much more fun and interesting.  You're almost as fun as midgets.

This year, 1999, I had my school prom.  Now like any other school, William Tennent High School has a slew of degenerates.  The thing that makes William Tennent different from any other school is the fact that all of our degenerates come to the prom in one giant limo.  That's right, all the UGLIES arrive simultaneously and make everybody feel better about themselves while they walk into the dance.
  At my prom, I heard a lot of girls bitching about how they didn't look as good as the next girl.  Then the UGLIES showed up all bitching and whining stopped.

To get to the point - this first "UGLY" section is all about UGLIES AT THE PROM

These were the first three UGLIES to get their picture taken.

Couple #3 was just so "UGLY", I thought they deserved a second glance

I don't think I have to tell you that this is the UGLIEST picture that I have ever seen in my entire life

The girl in the middle was so worried about trying to look as though she was non-ugly, that she forgot to brush her teeth ...
for the last 18 years.

This couple was sooo UGLY that no one wanted to get their picture taken with them

UGLY and short - that's gotta be at least minus 50

This kids date was UGLY but he was so UGLY that he had to hold on to her to make sure she wouldn't run off.

These UGLIES didn't come with the others.  No, Rasputin and his date decided to come in a death carriage.

That's it for the UGLIES at the prom.  Don't be upset, there's plenty more UGLY people in the world, it just so happens that a shit load of them go to William Tennent.  Here are some of those other UGLIES.

This kid is just the supreme definition of NERD, but, of course, NERDS are UGLY

Not only is he UGLY, but he has got the hairiest arms in the East!!

From afar and with your vision blurred; she might look normal.  BUT GUESS WHAT?

SHE'S UGLY!!!!!!

ARE YOU UGLY AND HAVE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF?  DO YOU KNOW ANY UGLY PEOPLE AND HAVE PICTURES OF THEM?  IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO EITHER OF THESE QUESTIONS EMAIL ME YOUR PICTURES

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