1. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt.

2. Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.

3. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more manageable.

4. Why are most brunettes flatchested?
It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.

5. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

6. If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a brunettes' hair?
Lice.

7. How can you tell the color brunette is evil? (hmmm!)
You ever see a blonde witch?

10. Is it tru blonds have more fun?
No, they have ALL the fun.

11. How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
Check her for a pulse.

12. What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A brunette rabbit.

13. Why do brunettes wear training bras?
Because it's cheaper than changing their bandaids everyday.

14. Why was the first football stadium sketched out on a brunette's chest?
Because they needed a level playing field.

15. Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.

16. Why do brunettes sleep all night on their stomachs?
Because they can.

17. How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair?
With a rake.

19. What is the official color of Poland?
Brunette.

20. How do you drowned a brunette fish?
Just add water.

21. What do you call brunette twins doing bubble gum commercials?
Double-dumb.

22. What's so good about brunette midgets?
They're only half as ugly.

24. What would the photograph of a brunette say if it cout talk?
Yes.

25. What did the brunette say to the US Marine?
Yes----350,000 times.

26. Why did the brunette chicken cross the road?
Because there were 14,000 roosters on the other side.

27. What kind of costumes do little brunette kids wear on Halloween?
They don't, they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.

28. Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
They already spent their money on thigh implants.

29. What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
"Just what part of the word `yes' didn't you understand?"

30. Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn't be left out.

31. How can you spot a flock of brunette geese?
They're the ones walking south for the winter.

32. Where do you find a brunette bat?
Laying dazed on the ground next to the side of a barn.

33. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

34. Where do brunettes get their black hair?
It's transplanted from their underarms.

37. How do you tell a brunette you're not interested?
It ain't hard.

38. Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a boob job?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.

39. What do many brunettes wear on their face that matches their hair?
Warts.

41. What does a brunette look for all her life and then just dies when she finds one?
A gray hair.

42. How do you describe a brunette who's phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled.

43. What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

44. Why did God create brunettes?
Because he screwed up and created the "old maid" category first.

45. Why do brunettes put ice in their nose before they go to work?
So their lunch won't spoil.

46. How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

47. Why can't brunettes `tease' their hair?
Because it's not funny.

48. How can a brunette get lost in a crowd of three?
It's easy. if one-third of the crowd is blonde.

49. What's the difference between a brunette and the trash?
At least the trash gets taken out once a week.

50. Why does it take 5 brunettes to change a light bulb ?
To help out the blonde that's been tryin' for weeks.

51. What's a brunette that has dyed her hair ?
Artificial intelligence.

52. How do you recognize a brunette at the airport?
She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

53. Why does a brunette have a see-through lunchbox?
To know whether she's coming from or going to the office.

54. Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC?
To open windows.

55. Why does a brunette throw water on her keyboard?
To surf the internet.

56. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

57. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

58. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

59. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

60. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

61. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

62. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

63. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

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