Hang on! I'm getting a vision..let me see.. your name is:
I love threatening ppl so i need your e mail address:
**Free advertz!** Well where u at?

What SUBURB/TOWN/COUNTRY u from?
ie I'm from SOUTHPORT, GOLD COAST, AUSTRALIA !

WOW! So u r:
A CHICK!
Just a Gal
A Mere Male
A Man's Man!
I'M Neutral coz I'm a fairy!
A sex crazed maniac !

NO! Please don't tell me.. let me guess.. your age: Not even born yet! Going thru Re-Birth Infant Toddler In my middle childhood years (6 to 12yrs) A FUCKIN TEEN! YEAH!! (13 to 17yrs) Time to vote! Let's party! (18yrs) A young adult! Career - Ravez - SEX! (19 to 25 yrs) Still groovin' (25 to 35yrs) PLEASE! i don't wanna embaress myself! (any other age) Too senile to know! Wears my glasses? Wears my hearin aid?

**TIP for this next question--Hold CTRL&CLICK (ur mouse) to select more than one **
Now. Let me see... u came to Madame Venus' Home becoz:
"I was bloody bored!" "I am lonely :_( and i needed some lovin'" "I was on my way to the ALPS before .." "Caught a tubular wave man and i crashed here" "U cast your spell on me !" "The stork delievered me here" "A Kangaroo threatened ME 2 visit here OR ELSE!" "I landed on a link and it teleported me 'ere" "I really dunno! " " Um.. u seen my map? I think i am lost." "U advised me to come here" "Coz i love U , Worship U and Adore U.. my goddess"

My words of wisdom...(otherwise known as comments):
Ahhh.. where shall i start? OH! i no...

??? Will you ....
DEFINATELY tell ur friendz about ..
Add a link from ur home to ...
think about telling your ppl about ..
get back to me about ..
won't even dare to tell ppl about ..
MY HOMEPAGE!

" I'd like 2 thank my mother...OOPS! wrong speech.. sorry! "
" Well what else can i say except ..thank you 4 taking the time out of your precious life to visit Madame Venus's Home...well tell yo friends and come back U hear! "