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Why Was He Born so Beautiful? (Lyrics)
 
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fucking use to anyone,
He's no fucking use at all.
He may be a joy to his mother
But he's a pain in the asshole to me.
Drink it down, down, down, down
Him - him - FUCK HIM! (Or her)
 
? OR ?
 
He may be a pain to his mother
But he's a gerbil in the asshole to me.
Drink it down, down, down, down
Him - him - FUCK HIM! (Or her)
 
? OR ?
 
He ought to be thoroughly pissed on,
He ought to be publicly shot,
He ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot.
Drink it down, down, down, down
Him - him - FUCK HIM! (Or her)
 
 
 
 
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