From : James (Murtons ex Lodger, now King of the Castle)
To : Everyone
Summary : NEWSFLASH - Murton and Ian have gone!!!!
Date : 27/11/96
Well it finally happened, at 8:30 this morning (27th Nov 96) Murton began his epic world tour. The first leg a mammoth two hundred meters, to Ians house to help him lift his backpack. The second stage (the infamous) M25 was due to start shortly afterwards, and scheduled to finish at around midday plus or minus three weeks at exotic 'Al Hackber Heathrow', it was anticipated that the long trip to tropical Cairo, Eygpt, Guitar Shaped Continent would then commence aboard a Wright Brothers String Plane Mk1. After a serving of inflight Cuss-Cuss and assuming the customary Air Disaster is avoided I&M should arrive at the beautiful 'Abdul Nasser Kill All Westerners Memorial Hotel' at around 9:00pm local time this evening.
Bon Voyage to the Intrepid duo. Long may they avoid the clap.
James