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From : James (Director of the Lacey Street Hostel for Philipino Families)
To : Everyone
Summary : Murton and Ian Phone Home.
Date : 2/12/96

Our North African Corespondent Ginger Slopes Reports:

After three nights in Cairos most plush 'Abdul Nasser Kill All Westerners Memorial Hotel' dining exclusively on Quayles Eggs and Antelope Hooves, I&M managed to scrape together enough sheckles for a swift phone call home to their loved ones. The loved ones report that both are still alive and mainly-intact and were last reported to be heading down the beautiful blue clean River Nile to Luxor (if thats how its spelt) to see some big pointy sandcastles that were built by some stupid-assed ancient eygptians with nothing better to do. Oh, and The Valley of the Rings, or something.................

More sense of humour bypassed reports when available.

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