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From : Dave
To : Murton
Summary : Your nipples...
Date : 11/12/96

Martin,

Just a quick note to say that I hope your nipples are alright - that they haven't fallen off or anything - especially since they are so small. Obviously the sleeving and the soldering will have helped but you can never be too careful really, especially in some of the places you'll be going to! And although it was quite a lightweight padlock you were using that could still put quite a strain on them when you think about it... I have to say, I don't think I've seen nipples abused like that before - I think Kirsten was quite impressed really, even though she was laughing at the time.

Oh, by the way, James Brook was most impressed with the arrangement and wants to know more - how to crimp them etc.

Hope the RJs aren't taking up too much valuable space :-)

You'll be pleased and amused to learn that Mr Blond has turned your house into a temple dedicated to the worship of Kylie - he's had the outside painted bright pink in honour of that video (Put Yourself In My Place, I think he said it was) and he's had all the internal walls and floors knocked through to improve the acoustics for the weekly Kylie raves he has. The garden is a bit of a mess now though - all your old furniture and personal effects stacked up there to make way for the expensive pink rubber floor linings which now run from front to back on the ground floor.

Oh, and you might be interested to hear about a story in the local press recently, under the headline WOULD YOU BUY A BIKE FROM THIS MANN. It says "Mr Dobber of Ipswich bought a Yamaha motorcycle from a local Hells Angel in November of this year and within three weeks the bike failed its MoT on 157 separate counts. In particular its steering was dangerously defective and its brakes were completely ineffective." "I wouldn't have minded," said Mr Dobber, "but he told me it was a Harley Davidson."

Dave

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