From : Boys and Gals BT Karate Club
To : Martin
Summary : Hi from the Karate Club
Date : 13/8/97
Thanks for the cards, apart from appearing on our notice boards the
cards are scanned and sent around our E Mail list, so be sure there are
well read!
Pleased to here you are all right and training hard ? Judging by some
of the pics we are glad they havn't developed smells with E mails yet.
We though I you the other day when we heard this joke:-
Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they
were
getting a little testy.
One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're
starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today.
I'll
hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend
the day loking round.
Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the
campfire." The
second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked
into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate
lunch.
Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out
and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The
wildflowers were
filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was
your
day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad
tracks.
I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the
tracks.
I cut the ropes off and we had sex in every imaginable way all
afternoon.
Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow,"
the first guy says, "did you get a blow job?" "No," says the second
friend.
"I couldn't find her head."
Good luck Martin write to you soon
Boys and Gals BT Karate Club.