Crazy Cindy and Barbie Spice Bobby
Some fans said Cindy and Bobby Brady were the "cutest" little children on television. People would think that Cindy and Bobby Brady were the most innocent Bradys. Ok....so they were innocent. That doesn't mean that they weren't strange, though. Cindy and Bobby Brady were probadly the strangest Brady's of the family. They weren't evil, but they were very strange. (Yay for repitition!)
Let me begin with Cindy Brady. Cindy began her life in some hospital on some date during some year that nobody really cares about. When she was a month old, her mother noticed that Cindy was developing a set of wings. Cindy's mom took her to see highly trained doctors at the world renowned University of Dumledoville* Medical Center. The doctors thought that her wings were a natural part of growing up, but felt that they needed to give special attention to more pressing matters, like finding out whether or not Cindy's mom's car was impregnated with The Magic Schoolbus's buschild (it wasn't). By the time she was 5, Cindy completly transformed into a gargoyle. She used her gargoyleness to play the head gargoyle in the Wizard of Oz, you know, the one that hung out with the Wicked Witch of the West. To act on the Brady Bunch TV show, computer engineers used digital editing to erase her minor unwanted physical features. Erasing Cindy Brady's wings was just as easy as erasing Cindy Crawford's fourth head!
Even though the computer engineers made her physical appearence look more appealing, they couldn't fix her state of mind. The other Brady cast members described her as being "strange", "distant", "aloof" and "just plain weird." Along with being a flying monkey, she had an obsessive-compulsive disorder that forced her count objects all the time (which is abnormal even for a flying monkey!). She would sit in a corner and start counting the number of strings in the living room carpet.
Ok, I'm going to tell you about Bobby now. Even though Bobby wasn't a gargolya like Cindy, he was just as weird as her. While Cindy sat in a corner and counted lots of stuff, Bobby sat in another corner and played with his Barbie Dolls. He also enjoyed working on his cheerleading moves, and listening to Prince CD's (Bobby had a time machine that went into the future to buy Prince CD's.)
Cindy and Bobby never talked to anyone (They were forced to act on the show, but,outside the show, they never talked to anyone).They liked to talk to themselves. Even though they never talked to anyone but themselves, rumor had it that they were planing to take over the Brady Bunch, and make their own sitcom called " I Love Cindy (and Bobby too!)" That never happened, however we can only imagined what went through the minds of Lucy and Ricky Ricardo when they made the show "I Love Lucy."
So yeah, Bobby and Cindy were pretty messed up. It was just weird with them, because they never talked to anyone else. (As you can tell, I really really suck at making conclusions to stories.I just repeat sentences in the paragraphs above. Maybe that's why I'm not doing well in English.... )
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*I once played a word association game with Stephen Hawking, the smartest man in the world. When I said the word "dumb", he immediatly typed the name "UNIVERSITY OF TOLEDO!" into his little computer thing. Combining the two, with a "ville" at the end to make it sound prettier, makes "Dumledoville."