We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
Lee Iacocca
Pleace provide the date of your death
from an IRS letter
The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein
Joe Theisman
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly
Batman Costume warning label
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything
Ivana Trump
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
Steve Martin
Most of Austalia's imports come from overseas
Keppel Enderbery
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago...
Dan Quayle
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees
Jason Kidd
We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover
Parish Magazine
