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TRAINING COURSES NOW AVAILABLE FOR WOMEN

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before..
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits..
3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday..
4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits..
5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game..
6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet too..
7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His..
8. Valuation: Just Because Its Not Important to You ..
9. Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First..
10. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking..
11. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging..
12. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire..
13. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share
14. Telephone Skills: How to Stop Talking and Hang Up
15. Introduction to Parking
16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space..
17. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor..
18. Water retention: Fact or Fat..
19. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter..
20. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption..
21. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People..
22. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully..
23. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His..
24. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To..
25. Sex-It's For Married Couples Too..
26. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have..
27. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice..
28. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together..
29. Ballet: For Women Only..
30. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both..
31. Learning to Go in Public Restrooms..
32. Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges..
33. "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?"- Why Men Lie..
34. TV Remotes: For Men Only..

 


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