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AbsurdicomKompromat - Creative Center for AbsurdTalents
Results & Contributions
Reminder: The
best story will be awarded by the "El Castell" -
the best AbsurdCreator of digital trash. 1st prize will be a special
surprise trip sponsored by AlkoTourism
International.
absurdella - 01/14/00 13:48:36
My URL:centralkomittee@absurdi.com
Comments:
"Si c'est diabolique, c'est que Satan l'habite".
Bostjan - 01/13/00 16:36:57
My URL:centralkomite@absurdi.com
Comments:
From (anonymous) boss
To: All Personnel
From: The Management
Subject: Special high intensity training
In order to insure the highest level of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give the employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who don`t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).
Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don`t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore and are full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get
the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to the Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
Boss In General,
Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)
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