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I don't rightly know what to tell y'all about Spanky. I suppose I could tell you the legend of how he got his name, but I think that's better left lost in the mists of time. If he wants the story told, he can drag it out and dust it off himself. I have provided a couple speculative works to shed light on his personality and the workings of his twisted little brain. These stories are not for children or the persnickety. You must be willing to slog deep into the dank mire of a twisted psyche. I'm not kidding. These are not nice stories. Definitely rated NC-17 for language, adult content, and general dementia. You've been fully warned. |
Spanky: The Origin addresses the issue of how he got his name and what type of childhood he may have enjoyed. It's very brief, but lurid.
Call me Spanky. The title/opening line is a rip off of Herman Melville's famous opening line to Moby Dick. Other than the first person perspective, there are no other similarities to that classic novel. Besides briefly addressing the origin of his nickname, this story provides us a glimpse of the psychological trauma induced by combat experience in Vietnam. Or was Vietnam just an opportunity to unleash an already disturbed mind?
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Disclaimer: These stories reflect the dank morass of the author's mind, not that of the alleged source of inspiration. Bill is actually a very nice guy, even if his personality occasionally complements his Napoleonic physical stature. Again, the character in these stories is completely unrelated to the real Spanky.
As the author, I apologize if you were misled — sucker! 