The Man's List

This portion of Shafdo's Sideporch Saloon is dedicated to the "MAN'S LISTS." When we decide to party, we dont go half-way, we go all the way! Below are a few examples of big booze purchases on our parts:



1997 WILDWOOD MAN'S LIST

The following is a list of all the alcohol we (Len, Sam, Dave, Mostel, and I) drank during our 1997 weekend of dereliction in Wildwood, NJ. It is quite a lenghty list, with many of the drinks on the 80-100 proof scale. (However, in the drinking statistics below, Mostel only counts as half a person because he was "pukey-pukey" for 2 days.)

Liquor
4 Bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 (20 Proof)
3 Bottles of Southern Comfort (76 Proof)
2 Bottles of Goldschlager (87 Proof)
2 Bottles of Dos Dedos Tequila (80 Proof)
2 Bottles of Boone's Farm Wine (15 Proof)
2 Bottles of Long Island Iced Tea (30 Proof)
2 Bottles of Root Beer Schnapps (45 Proof)
1 Bottle of Calvert Gin (80 Proof)
1 Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila (80 Proof)
1 Bottle of Yukon Jack (100 Proof)
1 Bottle of Amaretto (56 Proof)
1 Bottle of Irish Cream (34 Proof)
1 Bottle of Key Largo Schnapps (30 Proof)

Little Bottles of Liquor
Aftershock (80 Proof)
Absolut Citron (80 Proof)

Beer
12 bottles of Yuengling Black and Tan
1 Case of Red Dog
1 Case of Busch
1 Case of Yuengling Lager

Statistics
3 Days of Drinking
4.5 members drinking
25 Total bottles of liquor consumed
84 total beers consumed
Average Proofage on a bottle of Liquor: 54.48
Average bottles of liquor drank by each member: 1.9/day
Average beers drank by each member: 6.2/day


Thank You Cork N' Bottle, Wildwood, NJ!



1997 CHRISTMAS PARTY MAN'S LIST

I don't know exactly how to describe this day and night long party except that it was full o' fun! Put 57 mismatched people in one place, add A LOT of alcohol, mix...and see what happens! And the worst part was that we thought nobody would come! The purchasing destination was Tri-State Liquors in Claymont, Delaware. We were on a mission to buy liquor, and we're talking in mass quantities.

1 Case of Coke (for non-drinkers): $5.99
24 Cans of Schaefer Beer (for PONG): $7.99
8 Bottles of St. Ides Special Brew: $1.25/bottle
Andre Pink Champagne: $2.99
Andre Cold Duck Champagne: $2.99
2 Bottles of Sutter Home White Zinfandel: $3.79 each
Two Fingers Gold Tequila: $9.99
Crystal Palace Gin: $8.99
Jacquin's Rum White: $11.99
Popov Vodka: $9.99
Yuengling Lager (6 bottles): $5.79
Independence Gold (6 Bottles): $7.29
Corona Extra (6 Bottles): $6.29
Bacardi Breezer Strawberry Daiquiri: $4.19
1/4 Keg of Coors Light: ????

So in all, it was quite an expensive endeavor for the normally cheap D-Squad. Plus, when you add our own private stash of booze like Wildberry Vodka, Old Granddad 112; combined with booze that guests brought, such as Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum from Carmen, and some types of Rum and Tequila brought by Karen.....That's a lotta liquor! And guess what, we drank it dry.



1998 "EXOTIC BREWS" MAN'S LIST

We had an empty house for the weekend, so we decided to do some drinking...however a bit differently. Instead of buying a lot of Bud or Miller, we went a little exotic, buying imported beers and ciders, and drinking tropical themed liquors. It was quite a fun night that never ended...we stayed up till 6AM. But I'd do it again in a second.

Corona Extra (24 Bottles): $21.19
Miller Light (30 Cans): $12.99
Sol (6 Bottles): $5.29
Woodchuck Amber Cider (6 Bottles): $5.99
Hardcore Cider (6 Bottles): $6.99
Dailey's Mudslide Mix (2 L): $5.49
Andre Cold Duck Champagne: $3.49
Roget Brut Champagne: $2.99
HW Rhum Grandier: $8.99
DeKuyper Rootbeer Schnapps: $7.99
Phat Boy Malt Liquor (40oz): $2.49
St. Ides Lemon-Lime Special Brew (3 Bottles): $3.75
Bag o' Ice: $3.75
Limes: $1.09

TOTAL: $89.98



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