Most Embarrassing Lifestyle Moments
1. "I thought there was a chair there!"
One night at a club dance, I was trying to impress a really nice-looking guy seated at our table. My husband was up dancing with his wife, and we were working towards getting together with them. I thought I'd slither over and sit next to him, but when I lowered my bum to sit down I ended up flat on the floor... the chair I thought was there, wasn't!! (I hadn't even had that much to drink!) Could *this* be the reason they decided not to party with us? Was he trying to tell me something?
2. "What's that noise?"
Pussy farts - need we say more?
3. "Digging for Gold"
This one happened to hubby... again we were at a dance. Most everyone, including the two of us, were out on the dance floor doing the "locomotion." Our sexy human train was making its way around the room and he reached around behind him to slip his hand under my skirt and to feel my hot, wet, um, leg pit. The only problem was, it wasn't ME behind him!! He'd grabbed the really cute little chick behind him, someone he hadn't even met yet! He was so appalled he even had *me* go over to her later and beg forgiveness on his behalf. Fortunatley it was all taken graciously.
4. Wayward Email
We used to send a lot of hot, sexy email letters to our lifestyle friends... so one day we wrote a very explicit letter to a couple thanking them for the sexy evening we'd had. A *hot* thank-you. I mean a dripping, hot, nasty, loin-stirring recounting of everything we'd done, right down to the details of the girl-girl stuff and all... the whole thing. About three weeks later we got a note from them, stating that they had not received our note, but they knew who did -- the guy's mother, who had bought his used computer and somehow managed to open this email we'd addressed to them!! Mom took it in stride, but I bet she looks at her daughter-in-law in a whole new light! (We told this story to some other friends of ours and their only comment was, "Did you get hooked up with Mom yet?")
