jokes

..... 唔知你0地覺得好唔好笑呢﹖ .....

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE JOKES?

雖然呢一頁唔係有0甘多笑話讀﹐不過我一有新0既0野就會upload上0黎0架啦﹗
等我講0下我0既第一個笑話係0係邊度聽返0黎啦﹗
其實呢個笑話係0黎自阿叻0既演唱會0架﹗
我覺得呢個笑話都幾好笑0架﹗
I know this page only contains a few jokes, but I will upload the new ones when I get them.
Anywayz, the joke on the bottom of this page is from Ah Let's concert at Foxwood last month.

(NOTICE: It would be so nice of you if you can tell me some of your jokes.
And if you like, you can even me
with the jokes so then I can post them up here and credits will be given to you!)
P.S. Only not too long jokes will be accepted.

--- Panda (August 28, 2000)

白貓咩0野色﹖.........白色
黑貓咩0野色﹖.........黑色
熊貓咩0野色﹖.........黑白色
0甘出貓咩野色﹖....... Click Here For Answer

- Janice Kwan -

--- Logic (July, 2000)

- Tommy Low -

--- 橋 (June, 2000)

A﹕ 有咩野“橋”你係睇唔到﹖
B﹕ 0甘就緊係 BARBECUE 啦﹗
A﹕ 唔係。你0係沙灘BBQ我可以睇到﹐你係天臺BBQ我亦都可以睇得到﹐ 但係你0係電話講THANK YOU (Thank 橋)我就一定睇唔到啦﹗

- 2000度香港小姐境選總決賽 -

--- 車牌數字(August 17, 1999)

有一次下雨天我騎機車到一個路口
突然有一輛車停下來我停不下來
結果撞上去了司機下來之後看了我的車牌之後
半開玩笑的說你的車牌寫著ABS 怎麼還撞我車呢??
我說: 你沒仔細看清楚後面的數字402(失靈了)
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上聯:苦口婆心不如藤條伺候
下聯:惇惇教誨不如拳打腳踢橫批:殺殺殺殺殺
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某天在公車上有兩位師大附中的男生在對話。
以下簡稱某甲跟某乙～某甲問某乙說：你比較重視女孩子的內涵還是外表ㄚ？
某乙就回答：當然是外表ㄚ！
某甲就說啦：這樣太膚淺了吧？美麗只是短暫的ㄝ！
某乙回答：可是醜陋卻是永恆的！

- Cecilia Au -

--- Time Gap (July 29, 1999)

Customer: Excuse me, what is the time gap between Taiwan and the United States?
Hotel receptionist: (about to go to somewhere to check it up) Just a minute . . .
Customer: Thanx (then leave . .)

- Tommy Low -

--- Math (July 13, 1999)

what is five Q plus five Q ?????
Janice: Ten Q
Teresa: YOUR WELCOME

- Teresa Yip -

--- The Rooster (July 13, 1999)

If your neighbor's rooster comes onto your property and lays an egg in your garden....
who owns the egg????
.............. Nobody cuz roosters can't layeggs....

- Teresa Yip -

--- Drinking Soup (July 13, 1999)

Teresa: Hey...janice... do you drink soup with your right hand or your left hand??
Janice: My right hand
Teresa: You're funny and weird cuz i usually use aspoon....

- Teresa Yip -

--- America (July 10, 1999)

我諗大家都知道Christopher Columbus係邊個。話說有一日﹐拒同埋一個0黎自中國0既廚師都
0係架船上。突然Columbus發現0左新大陸﹐所以拒就馬上叫個廚師睇 0下。當個廚師見到之後﹐
就好驚雅地叫﹐“呀﹗咩0黎0架﹖” 廚師仲不停0甘叫0左好幾次添。 Columbus聽到之後以為個廚師
知道新大陸0既名稱﹗ 無耐﹐Columbus都不停講 “呀﹗咩0黎0架﹖”
慢慢“呀﹗咩0黎0架﹖就變為而家0係地球上0既 A-ME-RI-CA (AMERICA) 啦﹗

- Janice Kwan -

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