Safaris, an
Eight Step Program
1)
You take a picture of an elephant 300 yards away.
2)
You think you spot a reticulated giraffe, but it turns out to be a
reticulated tree stump.
3)
Is that a lioness? Oops.
It’s just a golden retriever.
4)
An elephant is 20 feet away. You
take its picture.
5)
A lion is 3 feet away. You
take its picture.
6)
An elephant is standing 10 feet from the van.
You hope it will do something interesting so it will be worth taking a
picture.
7)
A giraffe is 10 feet from the van. You
hope it will move so you can take a picture of the really cool termite mound
it’s standing next to.
8)
Forget the lion – did you see that really cool spider?
