The New and Improved Diet by Christopher Lau People, you've tried low-fat diets and they didn't work. You've tried low-carb diets and the weight just came back. You've even tried low-sugar diets and you couldn't fight the cravings. Well, maybe you're just looking in all the wrong places. This time, we're trying yet another low-element diet. This time it's Beta-Carotene and THIS TIME it's personal baby. Unlike the other diets, eat as much fat, carbs, and sugar as you want. That's right, hamburger - with the buns on! Sugared drinks? Let's try some sugar with that. And back bacon - let's have some bacon back! In our new revolutionary program, we'll teach you how to cut out the obese-inducing foods, the ones riddled with evil beta-carotene. Carrotstick? Try an Oh Henry bar instead. Ever wonder why rabbits are always fat and camels are always thin? Well, have you ever seen a camel eat a carrot? Neither have we! Proof again that the low-beta-carotene diet ACTUALLY works! So stop cutting the fat, the carbs, and the sugar. Maybe try cutting out the beta-carotene. As we used to say back home: four-times lucky!