12/13/99 17:22:55

Name: Treebeaver	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me	Age: old
School/university: Acadia	How do you know me: you fingered my ass hole in grade 10

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Chris...sorry to say it but compared to your crusading page...which is a work of art...This page licks yours and my balls. The Statics exam was fuckin hard and we are thinking about linching your dad for making the exam so UNFAIR!

08/01/99 19:22:16

Name: ??????

My URL: Visit Me

Is Chris Lau not sexy?: ???????

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that carrie person is even more fucked up than that idiot chris

08/01/99 19:19:02

Name: Andre	My URL: Visit Me
How do you know me: hmmmmm	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: more like beastly

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what a load of crap

08/01/99 07:30:04

Name: nic	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: can't work through the negations... headache...

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so "hi chris' mom". what random entries into your guestbook :) rather entertaining, i must say. it gets updated more than the regular webpages i usually visit. kudos on making my life interesting, babe...

07/31/99 20:56:36

Name: wonderwear	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Age: 71	Sex: sometimes female, other times male	City: nope
School/university: drop out	How do you know me: I don't know you	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: yep, he's not sexy

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Hey Wonderwear. Leave me your name, man, maybe a hotmail address that I can reach you at, buddy. You seem like a good guy. Hey, maybe we can get together some time for an arousing game of stick the weiner in the asshole. I'd lov to feel your 3 inches inside of me. Take care, man :)

07/30/99 04:12:35

Name: Doug Shot	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Age: 28	Sex: still a virgin	City: Kamloops
School/university: Harvard University: PhD Quantum Theory	How do you know me: I coached you in underwater basket weaving	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: Absolutely NOT! hehe

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Wow Chris, what a page. All I can say is that the gargantuan porn section left my hand an amorphous lump of flesh. I can barely feel my wrist anymore. I used to be so smart! Did you know that I got my undergraduate degree from MIT and now I am pursuing a PhD at Harvard. I should be getting my thesis in a month (finally after 4 gruelling years). However, since you set up the porn section, all I ever do s check out your links. I dropped out of Harvard to complete my newest mission: See every link in Igor's porn section. Now I know that you may think that I am crazy for dropping out of Harvard, but it's a great trade-off....especially for the palm sisters =) Thanks

07/28/99 06:34:37

Name: the clerk	My URL: Visit Me	Age: 19
Sex: o that would be nice	City: H'town	School/university: acadia
How do you know me: from that orgy	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: especially in speedo's

Comments:
i would just like to say to carrie that you are a little whore who has to get a sense of humour, it is small minded people like yourself that make it hard for people like me to express what we really feel, luckily i am such an asshole that the opinion of a slut such as you carrie doesnt matter to me or anyone with the brain power of a dead pig's ass, now go apologize to chris and stop calling me, i was using you for the head but you just werent cutting it so practise more on your dog and give me a call in a few weeks.

07/28/99 04:30:10

Name: Matthew Jodrey	My URL: Visit Me	Age: 19
Sex: not very often	City: Williamsport	School/university: Acadia
How do you know me: cruise	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: no...er..yes...errr

Comments:
I can't BELIEVE you got my hopes up with that phonny web page. You got my hopes up sooooo high that i had to massage my crotch for over an hour just to calm down afterwards. All I can say is you're not the ambitious vibrant young man i met so many moons go on that fateful cruise...and who's this Simon guy anyway, you never mentioned him to me!!! Anyway, although i'm a little steamed you didn't mention me in this web page I was pleased to see my name pop up in the secret page. cudos on that one. And by the way, my logs are up 5 inches in girth, but those ass contractions are limiting my length to 7 inches..send me some pointers if you could. P.S I'm glad to hear that your Relationship with that Carrie chick is going so well, I heard you two were together last night at your cottage...keep up the good work!!!

07/26/99 03:50:23

Name: Sandy Cook	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Age: 17	Sex: femail	City: new mindless
School/university: Horton	How do you know me: horton	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: is who not what ?

Comments:
Thanks for the excellent service Chris! I have already downloaded American Pie, Star Wars, and Tarzan. I was wondering if you could possibly get Eyes Wide Shut and the Runaway Bride soon for my viewing pleasure. Thanking you in advance, Sandy

07/22/99 21:39:13

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07/21/99 18:21:14

Name: Melody	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me	Age: 17
City: Richmond	How do you know me: Shad!!

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I do seem to be the 1st one writing from Shad. Woohoo...
Pretty good page and not quite so ummm... what's the word... as the previous one. You know. :)
Waiting for the downloads to work :P
Melody

07/18/99 02:24:01

Name: Carrie

My URL: Visit Me

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Dear Chris, You don't have to be so sarcastic. Your a smart guy and you know it.And I'm not offended that you said that stuff because I find your stupid sense of humour attractive for some reason, I don't know.I sound so stupid, I think, because I don't even know you I'm so embarassed.Sorry. Can you add me to your icq list. My number is 35930785. I am such an idiot for doing this. I'll leave you now.
luv,
Carrie p.s.This message is private because I don't want publicize my icq number

Dear Carrie,
Don't worry. I understand why you keep your icq number unpublicized. That's totally cool. I'm the same way:) Anywayz... yeah, this situation is kinda awkward, isn't it? We've never really met each other, yet we are madly in love, in I orsGeociti; The Geociti of Love. It's weird, isn't it? Anyhow, let's keep in touch. Keep sending private messages, if you want. It's cool with me :)
Sincerely,
Chris

07/17/99 03:48:46

Name: Carrie

My URL: Visit Me

Comments:
you would only wish. I now think your also a pervert.And maybe if you had a dick I'd think about it.

Dear Carrie,
I am being totally serious now. I wish to know how I can make up for my inexcusable adolescent behavior. Is sorry enough? Usually, I wouldn't give in so easily, but after that witty comeback when you said,"if you had a dick I'd think bout it", I realized that an intellectual showdown with you would be futile, because I would not be able to compete. Furthermore, I find your tiger strength quite a turn-on and I hope that I do not offend you by telling you that I am extremely attracted t you, and masturbate nightly to this guestbook. I hope you find a place in your heart to forgive me.
Sincerely,
Chris

07/16/99 02:07:56

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07/14/99 17:29:09

Name: Carrie	Age: old enough	Sex: female i think
City: Caffeine city	School/university: nm	How do you know me: I don't
Is Chris Lau not sexy?: not at all

Comments:
your page totally licks.Your a jerk and need help.

Chris Lau responds: Yes Carrie? What's that you say, Carrie? You want me badly? Is that it, Carrie? Well, sure... go right ahead... hope you brought toothpaste :)

07/14/99 10:02:57

Name: Winda Lau	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Age: 20	Sex: Female	City: Toronto
School/university: McGill	How do you know me: school	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: mmm...pass

Comments:
Very interesting, Chris. This just confirms your overall identity as a weirdo. However, i WILL miss your psychotic episodes next year as you will miss me saying, "ONLY YOU, CHRIS."

07/14/99 05:08:33

Name: Shane and Ken	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Age: 19	Sex: males	City: Kentville
School/university: yeah right	How do you know me: Jr High	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: not at all

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This is Shane and Ken. We have sex sometimes. Remember us Chris, we're the Dynamic Duo. Wanna come over next weekend.

07/13/99 19:02:29

Name: Nic	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Age: 18... argh! just a few months off the damn limit	Sex: femme	City: i haven't named mine yet
School/university: mcgill (muck-gay in chinglish speak)	How do you know me: you'd be scared to know	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: get a glimpse of that wenis and see if you need to ask me again :)

Comments:
woups. perhaps that last one was a rhetorical question. :) i can't believe you're not coming back to mcgill next year. i've never seen you make a decision that fast :) i'm impressed (seeing as i suck at decision-making myself). it's going to be really str nge without you there... meet up for ski trip, perhaps? :)

07/13/99 16:07:25

Name: Lou Lou	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Age: 19	City: Vancouver(The Best One, Baby!)	School/university: McGill
How do you know me: we copied physics assignment together	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: oh, you turn me on, baby!

Comments:
Hey dude, how are ya? too bad you ain't comming back to drink w/ us next year...you're gonna miss out man! (unless, you haven't told us the whole story yet....)I'm sure Conan and James are disappointed that they won't be able to have a threesome next year .. Nonetheless, have fun at waterloo...

07/12/99 21:26:29

Name: Conan	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Age: 18	Sex: Male	City: Walnut Creek
School/university: McGill University	How do you know me: McGill	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: no =P

Comments:
Chris, pretty impressive.... I didn't know you were so full of shit.... but it finally comes out. hehee You have quite an imaginative page... now a suggestion for those links... why don't you put up some pictures of you and James and Louis???!!! Now that would turn on some of those women! (or men if you really want them to see it) Hahhahaha!!!! That'd be he la funny! Well, try to put up some of those picz.... and you know, have a little fun with it! hahah!!! Nice pagez. Latez

07/12/99 21:16:08

Name: Chris Anderson	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Age: 18	Sex: Male	City: barney's river (though it's hardly a city)
School/university: Mount Allison in 2 months!	How do you know me: you were the coolest dang skillbuilda ever	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: i hope that's a rhetorial question, of course you aren't

Comments:
Hey man, this page is about a billion times better than mine!! adios!

07/12/99 21:10:17

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07/12/99 06:12:11

Name: Simon	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Age: 26	City: New Orleans	School/university: UNO
How do you know me: cruise	Is Chris Lau not sexy?: Oh, he is, very sexy!

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Oh my God, Chris. I can't believe I've finally gotten a hold of you. Oh my God. So, how are you? Have you been eating your vitamins... hee hee... oh, I feel like SUCH a mother to you... oh my GOD!... okay, I'm going to write an e-mail to you, like, right way, alright? You hang in there, baby... it'll be all right...

Simon, I'm not kidding around now. It's recently been brought to my attention that what you did on the boat that night was called "sexual harrassment". You deliberately used my ignorance against me to gratify your sexual desires, and caused permanent m ntal disturbances to me. A team of lawyers have been contacted to claim back for me all losses that you have imposed upon me. You will be contacted promptly.
Sincerely,
Chris