I hate grown up humour! Narrator: You know what I hate, I hate stupid grown ups and their STUPID GROWN UP COMEDY. You know, you switch through the channels and BOOM! you hear laughing. Wonderful! This must be a good channel, with good actors and good jokes. So put down the remote and list. Ah! It's a stand up comedian, boy, to have all those people laughing, he must be funny! Here's my impression of their stupid humor: You know what I hate, I hate the weather. It goes up, it goes up, it goes down, then back up again. I don't know if I should stop it or throw Senator Rob Randall back at it! Who the hell is Rob Randall... oh, but the jokes go on... Speaking of Rob Randall... speaking of Rob Randall people, did anyone hear what happened to Rob Randall's pet dolphin? It did three perfect flips, then got stuck in his chimney. Hey Rob, sounds just like your GNQ, eh? What the hell is GNQ??? Sorry, I lied. There's something I hate more than the weather. I hate the new budget law. I never knew you could fit so many reddies onto the same page (audience laughing). Hey senator Reeve, remind you of anything (hysterical laughing) what the hell is a red thing? Oh boy! Oh boy! You know, just the other day I walked by this fire hydrant and this voice spoke to me and said, "you have been chosen to speak the language of Jutu". So I said, "Are you talking to me? I've never heard a fire hydrant talk to me." And the fire hydrant said, "Well neither has Bruce Kinly and do you hear him complaining?" (audience laughter). So he said, "No listen, do you or don't you?" "Do I or don't I what?" "Don't be pulling an Alex Mack on me now (hysterical laughing). I said do you or don't you". "Uh, I do?" "Hah! You are Tyler Box, I know it!" "How did you know it?" "Because only Tyler Box would say "I do" to a 2 foot piece of metal!" (hysterical laughter) That whole joke made no sense whatsoever to me. Don't friggin tell me it made sense to you... I felt like I was listening to a recording of George Bushs' 1989 quasi-pimipimi prep... uhm... come on... laugh! There ya go... that's it... you gotta laugh.. you can't let that guy know that you have no clue whatsoever what a quasi-pimipimi is. Even though I just made that up. Friggin adults! Go screw yourselves and your fake humour that you all just pretend to understand.