Dog Poop Little John was walking home from school when... he stopped in a pile of dog poo so he rubbed it off in dirt that was... the home of fire ants... so he ran into a lake that was... infested with crocodiles... so he grabbed onto a passing helicopter that was... crashing! So he grabbed onto a statue that was... slowly, slowly, slowly falling over So he jumped onto a building (phew!) but it was... About to be demolished. So he Jumped onto a police car that was... chasing a robber. So he jumped back onto the sidewalk and he stepped right into another pile of dog poo! So he walked home and put his shoes into the washing machine THE END p.s. what smells so bad?