Waterloo Pickup Lines Compiled by Christopher Lau Click here to post your opinion on chat room I never got out that much in Waterloo, but when I did the main purpose was to hear some of the crummiest pick up lines in history. These geeks, running around, trying to use their intellectual prowess to strike up conversation dumbfounded me. I actually recorded some of them, like some of the worse ones. There are plenty of them, but I thought I'd share a few of the worse ones: Sept. 24, 2001 @ the Bomber: "girl, you put the poisson in poisson distribution" (yeah, I'm sure every girl likes to be compared to a FISH) Oct. 12, 2001 @ the Bomber: "fave abstract data type?" (uhm, doubly linked binary trees, perhaps?) Oct. 14, 2001 @ POETS: "is is just me or is the second P in PPDAC redundant" (I... think it's just you) Jan. 19, 2002 @ the Bomber: "what's your sign cuz you look like an unreal integer to me" (this line actually worked! the girl laughed and I saw them talking about 30 minutes later) Jan. 22, 2002 @ FED Hall: "Who's this Fermat loser and how did he know that was going to be his last theorem? Somebody explain it to me!!!" (yes... I often wonder that too... in my spare time) Mar. 5, 2002 @ Williams (yes, the coffee shop!): "God Bless Euler and his approximation... God bless it, eh?" (I... don't know how I would survive without it) Apr. 19, 2002 @ Weavers (after Open Mic night): "Baby, for you I'd run 500 miles and back and in log n run time" (That just makes me want you SOOOO badly) Apr. 20, 2002 @ WEDGE lab: "Girl, I'd like to stick my stack into yo FIFO" (... I think these two knew each other but it was still funny) Sept. 19, 2002 @ Bomber: "vi or emacs?" (uh... vi... wanna fuck?) Sept. 21, 2002 @ FED Hall: "baby, your dad must be an abacus cuz you put the second plus in C++" (how many drinks this guy must have had is beyond me!) Nov. 12, 2002 @ Weavers: "Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't a structure and a class the same thing? No? Hmmm..." (pathetic. absolutely pathetic) Nov. 14, 2002 @ Weavers: "Vector cereal? Let's just call it scalar and do away with the direction for crying out loud. Scalar? Vector? Get it?" (yes, I get it but you're still a moron) Do you think these would work anywhere else in the world???? Click here to post your opinion on chat room