JR: Hello everyone! and Welcome to Summerslam! Boy do we have a show for Raleigh, North Carolina! we have 6 Main Events!!Triple-Triple Main Event! as Mick Foley called it and he says that that will be the name of it.
MC: and i'm michael cole filling in for Jerry Lawler.
Lillian Garcia: THIS MATCH IS A 6-MAN TAG MATCH!! INTRODUCING FIRST!!! RTC!!!
(a siren is heard and car alarms go off as RTC comes out)
MC: Well, this match is a 6-Man tag match.
Steven Richards: well, well, Rikishi, i guarentee that you will not back that thing up! that's right not Thang! Thing!
LG: INTRODUCING THEY'RE OPPONENTS!!! TOO COOL!!!!
(Too Cool's music plays and Scotty 2 Hotty, Grandmaster Sexay & Rikishi come out)
Scotty starts off with Goodfather, Goodfather runs off the ropes and Scotty Cross Body Blocks him, Scotty tags Grandmaster double teams GF with a double Leg Chop. Scotty punches Bull B. BB and SR try to get in but the ref stops them while Scotty 2 Snotty and Grandmasta Sexay double team more, then Scotty gets out.
MC: Well, this is pretty boring.
JR: i agree!
Grandmasta Sexay picks up Goodfather and throws Goodfather into the corner, Grandmasta Sexay runs in but gets a boot for his troubles. Goodfather throws Grandmasta Sexay into RTC's corner and distracts the ref while Grandmasta Sexay gets beaten up, Grandmasta Sexay comes out with a clothesline to the back of the head, then tags Rikishi, Steven Richards and Bull Buchanan come in as Rikishi cleans house, RTC is down then Steven Richards gets up then Rikishi does a SuperKick as like Steven Richards did to him on Raw! Rikishi throws each RTC in member into the corner, 1 Stink face to Bull Buchanan, 1 Stink Face to Goodfather and 2 Stink face's to Steven Richards Scotty gets while Grandmasta Sexay is going on top rope. rikishi throws Steven Richards to the ropes while Scotty does a Facebuster onto Steven. Scotty's doing the worm as the crowd talk along, W-O-R-M, Hoo, Hoo, Hoo, Then a Worm from Scotty, All of a sudden from nowhere Grandmasta Sexay nails a Hip Hop Drop off the top onto Steven Richards then Rikishi pins Steven Richards! 1-2-3
Lillian Garcia: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!!!!! TOO COOL!!!!

JR: Wow! it was boring until some high electricity hit the ring!
MC: What a way to start of Summerslam!

LG: Shane! do you think your going to beat Steve Blackman tonight?
SM: Oh Yes! I've got a will, and if there's a will, there's a way,
LG: Ok.

(American Badass by Kid Rock plays as Undertaker comes out on his motercycle)
MC: This next match is Undertaker vs. Kane.
(Lights goes off as Fireworks goes off and Kane walks out to his music)
Kane starts off the match with a Giant Uppercut that knocks Undertaker down. Kane picks up Undertaker and Clotheslines him, Undertaker gets up again but only to find Kane on the top rope going for a Flying Clothesline! Undertaker ducks but catches Kane into a Choke slam, goes for a pin, 1-2- but Kane kicks out, Undertaker picks up kane and throws him into the ropes, gives Kane a big boot, goes for the cover, 1-2- but a kickout, a very close count though. Then Undertaker distracts the ref, Tazz runs in and nails Kane with a chair. Undertaker picked him up Then gives Kane The Last Ride Powerbomb, goes for the pin, 1-2-3!
LG: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!! UNDERTAKER!!!!!
(American Badass plays as Undertaker rides off to his music)
JR: Well, That was a great match, that was a big Slobberknocker!
MC: You got it, I love that match!
(Shane is walking in his fighting suit, then shows Blackman with his bag of surprises.)
JR: Shane and Blackman for the Hardcore Title! Next!

MC: This is gonna be a great match, WWF staff were betting in the back, for matches i bet on three matches, TLC, Hardcore and Heavyweight Title matches, I hope Shane wins because i bet fifty bucks on Shane!
JR: Good Luck!
LG: THIS NEXT MATCH IS FOR THE WWF HARDCORE TITLE!!!!!!INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGER!!! STEVE BLACKMAN!!!
(Steve Blackman comes out with his duffle bag and a shopping cart full of weapons)
LG: INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION!!!! SHANE MCMAHON!!!!
(Crowd Boo as No Chance In Hell breaks out and shane comes out with the Hardcore Title)
Blackman starts out with a Martial Arts kick to the face of Shane, then picks him up and Gut-Wrench Suplex's him, Steve goes outside to the shopping cart and grabs a Pylon, Trash Can Lid, Broom, Lamp & a Crate, Shane gets up and Blackman picks up the Pylon and Shane Baseball Slides the Pylon into Blackman's face, Shane grabs the Broom and breaks it over Blackman's shoulder, goes for the pin, 1-2- kickout, Shane picks up Blackman and signals something, later T&A, Edge & Christian, Mean Street Posse & Benoit come out and start kicking Blackman and hitting him with weapons Benoit puts on the Crippler Cross-Face, Then Too Cool comes out and start beating up T&A, then Hardys & Dudleys come out to a cheering crowd to beat up Edge & Christian, APA come to beat up Mean Street Posse, then Chris Jericho comes out to beat up Benoit, all of a sudden, Shane is in the ring and Blackman comes from behind with the Kendo Stick, Then nails Shane in the back of the head, meanwhile on the outside. Jericho has the Walls Of Jericho on Benoit, Too Cool are double team dancing on T&A, Dudleys are 3D'ing Edge while Hardys are high-flying on Christian, APA are Powerbombing everyone in Mean Street Posse. Blackman breaks a Lamp over Shane's head and glass shatters everywhere, then shane is Unconscious and Blackman poses muscle's as one foot is ontop of Shane for the pin, 1-2-3
LG: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!! STEVE BLACKMAN!!!
(Blackman's music goes as the wrestlers are still brawling, as Blackman walks out the Hardcore Champion) MC: Man! i lost 50 bucks, ok, i have a chance at the World and TLC match to win it back. I'm -50! JR: Ha! LG: THIS NEXT MATCH IS NORMAL MATCH!!! INTRODUCING FIRST!!! X-PAC!!!!!! JR: This should be good as last week on RAW X-Pac put Roaddogg through the table. (The Kings by Run DMC plays as X-Pac walks out to boos) LG: INTRODUCING SECOND!!! ROADDOGG!!! (Crowd cheers, OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!! YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!!!!) Roaddogg: Hey! IT'S ME, IT'S ME, IT'S THAT D.O.G.G. ABOUT TO KICK THAT X.P.A.C. (X-Pac and Roaddogg Shake hands and hug) X-Pac gets out of the ring, ref counts to 10, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. Roaddogg wins by countout, Crowd boo, LG: HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY COUNTOUT!!!! ROADDOGG!!! JR: That was a Slobberknocker! MC: Yeah! it was! (Sarcasticly) (Run DMC plays as DX walks out together) (King is shown ready for his match as you see Tazz walking with a towel on his head) MC: Those two men square off after these messages. JR: We're back! LG: INTRODUCING FIRST!!! TAZZ!!!! (Lights go off as Pyros flares out and Tazz walks out to boos, then climbs into the ring) Tazz: Shut Up! Raleigh, North Carolina, i never liked this state! Because when i was small, i was never interested in this state! And when i come here, i get ma... (King's music plays and out comes King and stands on the ramp) King: Well, Tazz, If you don't like this state then... I DON'T LIKE YOU!! (king runs into the ring and gets stomped on) King runs to the rope and Tazz puts on the sleeper. King's hand drops once, twice, but not three times, King elbows Tazz in the stomach then puts on a Falling Neckbreaker, Tazz is on his stomach and King does the Camel Clutch, Tazz reaches the ropes. King picks up Tazz and Suplex's him. King goes for a pin. 1-2 kickout. Tazz gets up and Clothesline's King. picks him up then Pumphandle Drop'ed King, goes for a pin, 1-2- kickout.Throws King to the ropes and hits the ref. MC: I love this match, you never know whats gonna happen next! (Lights go out, then red fireworks come out. Kane runs out as crowd cheer) Tazz drop toe holds King, Tazz gets up turns around and Kane Choke Slam's him. Kane picks him back up, then another Choke Slam, but this time through the ring! King gets up and picks up Tazz while the ref is getting up, King Piledriver's Tazz, then goes for the pin, no pin, then finally there's a pin from the ref, 1-2- but Tazz kicked out cuz it was too long of a wait. Tazz gets picked up from King, then all of a sudden from nowhere, Tazz locks on the Tazzmission! King taps out, LG: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!!! TAZZ!!!!! (Tazz's music plays as the crowd boo) JR: What a great match! don't you agree? MC: Yeah! i wanna see that replay again of Tazz getting Choke Slammed through the ring!That was great, you had got to love that! That had a major amount of force, more force than the Undertaker, Because Tazz is lighter than Undertaker so you can put way more force! there is about one-hundred pounds difference Undertaker and Tazz!! LG: IT'S TIME FOR #1 OF TRIPLE-TRIPLE MAIN EVENTS!!!! THIS MATCH IS A STINK FACE MATCH!!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST!!! THE KAT!!! (Crowd cheers) (ROAR!! The Kat's music play as she walks out in Bra & Panties!! Crowd Cheer like crazy) LG: INTRODUCING SECOND!!!! ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY PERRY SATURN!! TERRI RUNNELS-SATURN!!!! JR: What? Terri Runnels-Saturn? What the Heck! (Perry Saturn's music plays and Terri & Perry walk out) Kat: Wait a minute you sleazy slut! (Crowd cheer) i have a equalizer! RIKISHI!!!! (Crowd cheer as Rikishi come out to there music) Kat starts of with a Spear to Terri, Kat starts punching terri. Kat throws Terri into the corner that the ref was in getting distracted by Perry right away, Terri falls into the corner as the ref is outside, Perry gets in but so does Rikishi, then Perry gets a Superkick into the corner! Terri and Saturn are both in the corner, Kat and Rikishi are slapping they're butts then they both a do Stink Face! The match should be over but Ref didn't see it, Terri is gasping for air, Kat gets the ring bell and nails Terri with it as Terri was getting up, but Ref saw it and he said "Ring the bell" but the match wasn't over because the bell hasn't rung! but another ref came in and said that Kat stink face'd Terri, so The Kat won, then Perry got the ring bell and smashed Rikishi over the head! And Terri and Saturn were beating up rikishi until Too Cool came! Scotty facebuster'd Terri while Grandmasta was beating up Perry, Scotty did the Worm on Terri, Rikishi rolled out of the ring and threw the ring steps into the ring, picked up Saturn and Rikishi Driver'ed Saturn on the Steel Steps, Too Cool got shades and put them on The Kat and Rikishi then they danced! LG: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!! AND WOMAN'S STINK FACE WINNER!!! THE KAT!! (The Kat and Too cool walked out in Too Cool's music) JR: HAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT WAS HILLARIOUS!!! I loved that match. LG: THE NEXT MATCH IS #2 OF THE TRIPLE-TRIPLE MAIN EVENT!!!! IT IS A MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE!!! (Val's music plays as Val and Trish walk out to a cheering crowd) Val: Eddie, Chyna i don't wanna fight tonight so Trish, pin me!! (Trish pins val, 1-2-3!!) LG: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!!! AND NEW AND 2ND WOMAN EVER TO BE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!! TRISH STRATUS!! MC: All is well at that match now, i thought i would see some pupp... (Light's go out as Y2J's countdown plays and then fireworks come out and lights come back on and Jericho's is a star, then turns around!) Y2J: WELCOME TO SUMMERSLAM IS JERICHO!!! LG: THIS MATCH IS #3 OF THE TRIPLE-TRIPLE MAIN EVENT!!! THIS NEXT MATCH IS A 2/3 PINFALLS MATCH!! INTRODUCING FIRST!! Y2J!! CHRIS JERICHO!!!!! (Benoit's music plays as Benoit comes out with a bandage'ed up Shane) LG: INTRODUCING SECOND!!!ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY SHANE MCMAHON!!! CHRIS BENOIT!!!!!!!! Jericho starts off with a dropkick to Benoit. Jericho goes top rope and gives a missile Dropkick, goes for the pin, 1-2- kickout. Jericho throws Benoit to the ropes and Jericho ducks down but Benoit kicks Jericho in the head Benoit puts Jericho in between his legs and Piledriver's him then puts on the Crippler Cross-face and Jericho taps out, Jericho gets up, kicks Benoit in the stomach, and Double Powerbomb's Benoit, then Walls Of Jericho's him, Benoit taps out, Benoit is still on the ground. then Jericho goes for Lionsault but Benoit moves out of the way. Benoit goes up top and hits a Diving Headbutt, 1-2-3!! LG: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!! CHRIS BENOIT!!!! (Benoit walks off with Shane to a booing crowd) LG: THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SWIMSUIT COMPETETION FOR THE WOMAN'S BELT!!! (all the men cheer) MC: Yippee!!! LG: WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE!!!! SISQO!!!! (Sisqo walks out to Thong Song) LG: THE COMPETITORS ARE LITA!!! TRISH STRATUS!!! STEPHANNIE!!! B.B.!!!! & TERRI!!!!! (they all come out and sisqo rates them, Sisqo hands the score card to the ref.) Ref: 5TH PLACE: STEPHANNIE!!! 4TH PLACE: B.B.!! 3RD PLACE: TERRI!!! 2ND PLACE: TRISH STRATUS!!! THAT MEANS LITA RETAINS THE WOMAN'S TITLE!!!! (Lita is wearing red words over her breast, on one side it says "Jeff" then the other "Hardy") LG: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL WOMAN'S CHAMPION!!!! LITA!!! LG: THIS NEXT MATCH IS #5 OF THE TRIPLE-TRIPLE MAIN EVENTS!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A TABLES!!! LADDERS!!! AND CHAIRS MATCH!!!!!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST THE TEAM TABLES!!!! DUDLEY BOYS!!!! (Dudley Boys comes out and get cheered) LG: INTRODUCING SECOND!!!! THE TEAM LADDERS!!!! THE HARDY BOYZ!!!! (Hardy Boyz come out to the loudest cheer in history with a ladder, and Jeff Hardy has rainbow hair!) LG: INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION!!! TEAM CHAIRS!!!! EDGE & CHRISTIAN!!!! (You think you know me plays and they get boos) MC: I bet 1000 dollars on the Hardy Boyz, but if i win then i get $950!!! LG: FIRST MATCH IS A TABLE MATCH!!! Dudleys splits up, D-Von goes to Hardyz and Buh Buh goes to Edge & Christian!! Edge Spears Buh Buh, Hardyz and D-Von fight to the outside. Edge & Christian setup a Table inside the ring. puts Buh Buh on it, then Christian gets a ladder, D-Von runs to help Buh Buh, Buh Buh gets off, then D-Von raises Edge and Buh Buh Ray grabs the head and 3D's Edge through the table! LG: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE TABLES MATCH!!! THE DUDLEY BOYZ!!! THE NEXT MATCH IS A CHAIR MATCH! JR: Oh man! I'm Ready to finish the great match off!!! Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy grab a Chair and smash Christian over the head! LG: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE CHAIRS MATCH!!! THE HARDY BOYZ!!!!THE NEXT MATCH IS A LADDER MATCH!!! Jeff & D-Von are punching each other then D-Von suplex's Jeff onto the metal floor, while Buh Buh and Matt Hardy are fighting inside the ring with a ladder, Edge & Christian are down, buh Buh and Matt start climbing. Matt puts on a Twist Of Fate off the ladder on Buh Buh Ray Dudley!! JR: BUH BUH HAS TO HAVE A BROKEN NECK!!!! Jeff gets up and Hurricarana's D-Von off the turnbuckle, Edge, Christian, Buh Buh, D-Von & Matt Hardy are fighting on the outside grouped up minutes later. Jeff Hardy climbs the ladder and Swanton Bomb Take down's all 5 men. even Matt! Jeff gets up and Swanton Bomb's Edge, Christian, Buh Buh & D-Von,Jeff climbs up the ladder and grabs the tag belts, gets Matt and hands the belt to Matt!! JR: God almighty! LG: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS!! OF THE TLC MATCH!! AND NEW WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!THE HARDY BOYZ! (Hardys walk off to a hometown crowd, limping backstage!) LG: THIS NEXT MATCH IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE TRIPLE-TRIPLE MAIN EVENTS!!!IT IS FOR THE WWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!! MC: OMIGOD!!! I WON!!! I WON!!! I WON THE TLC MATCH!!!!!! FOR THE MAIN EVENT I BET $150 ON TRIPLE H!!!!! I am guarenteed $800 because i smell $950! LG: INTRODUCING THE FIRST CHALLENGER!!! KURT ANGLE!!!! (Kurt Angle's olympic music plays and Kurt Angle walks out with a booing crowd) Kurt Angle: Hi! I tonight am in the main event! against 2 sloppy opponents that don't have Intensity, Integrety and Intelligence! And I most likely will be the winner! And Stephannie, did you like that kiss? if you did then after the match tonight, get a divorce with Hunter and become Mrs. Three I's instead of Mrs. Game, your name will be Stephannie McMahon-Angle, not Stephannie McMahon-Helmsley! It's True! It's True! LG: INTRODUCING THE SECOND CHALLENGEER!!!ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY STEPHANNIE MCMAHON-HELMSLEY! TRIPLE H!! (One, Two, is this on, as Triple H walks out with Stephannie) HHH: Kurt Angle, just shut your mouth, You know you will never become like me, I Am The Game and I Am That Damn Good! Oh Yes, It's True! It's True! And the way you kissed Stephannie, well you will get it!! Stephannie: I don't even think we are just friends, i don't wanna even know you because you know that i'm a married woman, and you forced your lips on me, well, watch this! (Stephannie walks down to Kurt and slaps Kurt twice!) LG: INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION!!! THE ROCK!!!! (IF YA SMELLLLLLALALLA WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!!!???! The Crowd goes wild!) The Rock: The Rock says this, i'll kick both your candy-asses including the 50 cent.... 13 cent.... 5 cent smelling slut! Oh Yeah! It's True! It's True! you Jabroni's! The Rock slaps Triple H and Kurt Angle and spits on the hand then slaps them in the face again! They fall down, The Rock picks up Kurt Angle and body Slams him, picks him up again then throws him to the ropes and Powerslam's him, 1-2- but HHH interferes. MC: Wow! this is filled with electricity and The Rock is getting the fans to there feet! (All Of a Sudden a Crash is heard, Commissioner Foley comes out!) Foley: This Match from now on is going to a be a No Holds Barred match! And I Will Be Special Guest Referee from now on! (Crowd Cheers while foley sends the ref to the back) Foley is the ref now and starts beating up HHH, Kurt Angle rolls out of the ring and gets a Glass Pitcher and breaks it over The Rock's head, Foley stops beating up Triple H and starts counting 1---------2--------- but The Rock kicks out, Kurt Angle starts complaining and then The Rock rolls up Angle, 1--2-- kickout, Triple H gets up and grabs a chair handed to him by Stephannie, Kurt Angle holds The Rock, and when HHH swings he hit Kurt Angle, Foley turns HHH around and kicks him in the stomach then Double Arm DDT's HHH on the chair, The Rock pins angle, 1-2- then Stephannie gets in and hits Foley in the back with a chair. Foley didn't budge, instead turns around and pulls out something that has not been seen in a long time.... SOCKO!!!!! and Puts Socko into Stephannie mouth, HHH gets up and Low Blow's Foley, Turns him around and Pedigree's him, The Rock and Angle starts fighting backstage, HHH runs backstage, Foley gets up minutes later, and then gets out a Table! Then... (DUDLEY BOYZ COME OUT TO DO SOMETHING THEY HAVE NEVER DONE.......... PUT STEPHANNIE THROUGH A TABLE!!!!!!!) Dudleys Put Stephannie up for a 3D, then PowerBomb her through a table!!!!! Meanwhile backstage, Kurt Angle Olympic Slam's HHH through a Table, and The Rock, Rock Bottom's Kurt Angle onto concrete, goes for a pin but Foley is not there, but then Referee Earl Hebner comes out and starts counting for The Rock 1-2- but then X-Pac interferes and X-Factor's The Rock onto Concrete, Minutes later they are brawling inside a bar Across the street! Triple H smashes a Beer bottle over The Rock's head, and throws a couple of Pool Table Balls around at Kurt angle, Triple H pins Angle, Foley is back giving highfives then pins 1-2- kickout, JR: Holy! A Kickout! MC: It's not like you've never seen a kickout before! HHH German Suplex's Kurt Angle onto a Stool with a bridge, 1-2- but The Rock interferes! The Rock gets a 8-Ball and a Stick from the Pool Table and has Triple H's legs wide open on the Pool Table, The Rock shoots the 8-Ball into Triple H's Family Jewels! and the Rock was following the rules cuz he called "corner Pocket!" Kurt Angle came from Behind and Piledriver's The Rock onto a wooden floor off the Pool Table. goes for the pin 1-2-3!! later they See APA having a beer, and Farrooq flashes a Dominator onto Kurt Angle on the Bartender's "Wall of Alcohol!" The Rock is down and so is HHH and Kurt Angle, LG: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!! AND NEW WWF WORLD CHAMPION!!! KURT ANGLE!!!! JR: Triple H is down! The Rock Is Down! Kurt Angle Is Down! But Kurt Angle is the New WWF Champion!!! The Rock has lost the belt, Wait The Rock is back up with the help of Foley, I timed that match it was 36 minutes and 12 seconds! The Rock comes out back from the bar, and Takes his anger out on Stephannie, Rock Bottom's her then looks at The People, Takes of his elbow pad, waves his arms, bounces of one side of the ropes, then the other, sticks his leg out and moves it then The People's Elbow!!! JR: Well! I hope you like Summerslam more than we did, to find out more results watch Monday Night Raw and Thursday Night Smackdown. Goodnight Everybody! I'm Jim Ross! MC: And I'm Michael Cole JR & MC: Bye Bye!