Stone Cold’s music plays over the pa and he comes walking out. He gets in the ring, goes to each turnbuckle, and throws his middle fingers in the air. Then The Rock’s music plays over the loudspeakers and The Rock comes out and joins Stone Cold in the ring.
The lights go out and Imperial March Remix by Rage plays over the loudspeakers. Red and green laser lights shoot throughout the arena and the M.O.D. comes walking out to thunderous boos. They walk down and get into the ring as the lights come back on. The WaffleMan throws up the Waffle sign. Waffle and Brock play rock, paper, scissors to see who starts off the match. Waffle wins so he is the one to start the match against Stone Cold. The ref holds the tag team titles in the air then hands them to the ring assistant.
The bell rings and Waffle and Stone Cold go right at each
other throwing punches. Stone Cold gets
the upper hand and backs Waffle into the corner. Stone Cold whips him to the other corner and
follows with a clothesline. Stone Cold
climbs on the middle rope and punches Waffle in the head 10 times as the crowd
counts along. Stone Cold jumps off and
Waffle falls to the ground. Stone Cold
then stomps a mudhole in him. Stone Cold goes over and tags the Rock
in. The Rock walks over to WaffleMan, but gets low blowed
for his efforts as the ref was distracted with getting Stone Cold out of the
ring. Waffle whips The Rock into the
ropes. As the Rock bounces back, Waffle
delivers a spinebuster. Waffle goes up top. As the Rock gets up, Waffle hits him with a
blockbuster. Waffle tags in Brock. Waffle holds the Rock’s arm up exposing his
ribs and Brock kicks him in the ribs. As
Waffle gets out of the ring, Brock delivers an overhead belly to belly suplex. Brock then
picks him up and military presses him and throws him out of the ring. Waffle jumps down and whips the Rock head
first into the pole then rolls him back into the ring. Waffle gets on the apron and Brock tags him
in. Brock has the Rock across his knee
face up and Waffle comes off the top right with a leg drop and lands on the
Rock’s kneck.
Waffle goes for the cover.
1-2…Stone Cold breaks it up. The
ref kicks Stone Cold out of the ring and the match continues. Waffle and the Rock get to their feet at the
same time. Waffle whips the Rock into
the ropes and the Rock comes back with a flying clothesline. They both are down. After a couple seconds they both start
crawling to their respective corners.
They each make the tag and now Stone Cold and Brock are in the
ring. Stone Cold spears Brock. Then starts pounding him in
the head. Stone Cold gets off of
him and Waffle gets in the ring. Stone
Cold clotheslines him out of the ring then turns around and clotheslines
Brock. As Stone Cold continues beating
on Brock, Waffle grabs a championship belt.
He gets in the ring and goes to hit Stone Cold with it, but the ref
grabs it and throws it to the mat and kicks Waffle out of the ring. Brock goes to tag in WaffleMan,
but Stone Cold turns him around, kicks him in the junk, and delivers the
stunner. Stone Cold goes for the pin but
Waffle breaks it up after a 2 count. The
Rock gets into the ring as well. He goes
to clothesline Waffle, but Waffle moves and he clotheslines the ref
instead. As the Rock and Waffle are
going toe to toe, Stone Cold delivers another stunner to Brock. Waffle picks the Rock up on his shoulders,
spins him around, and hits him with a diamond cutter type of move. (called the Wafflization) Stone Cold then stunners the WaffleMan. However, as he does, Ogre comes out of the
crowed, grabs the championship belt and smacks Stone Cold in the face with
it. The Rock gets up
and Ogre chokeslams him. Ogre then rolls Brock on Stone Cold and wakes
up the ref. The ref counts
1-2-kickout! Brock and Stone Cold
eventually get back to their feet and Brock kicks him in the stomach and
delivers the F-5. He pins
him….1-2-3! Waffle Man and Brock Lesnar are the new tag team champions!!!! They walk to the back and begin celebrating! The
Rock grabs the mic , Stone Cold you know what… Only steers and queers come
from