Quest for the Best

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Match 1

Hardcore Championship First Blood Match
KidRaven vs. Afroman

KidRaven's music plays over the loudspeakers and he comes walking out from
the back. He walks down the ramp with a kendostick in hand and gets into the
ring to await his opponent.

Afroman's music plays over the loudspeakers and he comes out carrying a trash-
can filled with weapons. He walks down the ramp and gets into the ring. The
ref holds up the hardcore title and the bell sounds.


Afroman is turned away and KidRaven hits him in the back of the head with a
kendostick. KidRaven climbs up to the top rope and jumps off trying to impale
Afroman with the kendostick, but he moves out of the way and the kendostick hits
KidRaven in the face. Afroman gets up, places a trashcan lid near him, kicks
KidRaven in the stomach then ddt's him onto the lid. Afroman jumps back up and goes
outside of the ring. He pulls a table out from under the ring and sets it up outside
of the ring. He gets back into the ring and KidRaven stands up. Afroman punches him
and KidRaven responds with a punch of his own. They duke it out and after a couple
punches KidRaven gets the upper hand. He sends Afroman into the ropes and as he
bounces back Kidraven back body drops him out of the ring. Kidraven climbs outside
of the ring and grabs a chair. He swings it but Afroman ducks and Kidraven hits the
pole. Afroman lowblows him and hits his head off the pole. Afroman rolls kidraven
onto the table and sets a chair on his stomach. Afroman climbs to the top ropes and
frog splashes onto kidraven and the chair. They are both down. After a minute Kidraven
crawls over to a cameraman. He grabs a camera. Afroman gets up and KidRaven hits him
in the head with the camera. KidRaven picks Afroman up and rolls him back into the ring
Kid Raven climbs to the top ropes and lands on Afroman with a legdrop. Kidraven picks
him back up and back body drops him. Kidraven then goes over and grabs a cookie sheet.
He waits for Afroman to get back up and Kidraven hit him in the head with the cookie sheet.
Kidraven goes outside of the ring and grabs the hardcore title. He tries to hit Afroman in
the head with it, but Afroman ducks and hits KidRaven with a superkick. Afroman goes outside
of the ring and grabs a cable and a steel chair. Afroman ties the cable around Kidraven's neck
then puts him in the figure 4. Afroman beats Kidraven in the head. Then, Afroman hits him in
the head again and busts him open. The ref signals for the bell. Here is your winner and
first ever DWF Hardcore Champion.........AFROMAN!!!!!

Backstage

Afroman walks to the back with his hardcore title. As he opens his locker room door
smiling, Oompa Loompa hits him in the head with a chair.

Match 2

TagTeam Championship
Stone Cold and ??? vs. WaffleMan and Brock Lesnar


Stone Cold's music plays and he comes walking out. He gets in the ring and grabs a mic.
Stone Cold: "Without further ado...my mystery partner is...." Before Stone Cold says
who it is, Uncle Boob comes walking out. Stone Cold: "UNCLE BOOB!" Uncle Boob gets
into the ring and gives StoneCold five.

Imperial March Remix by Rage plays over the loudspeakers and WaffleMan and Brock Lesnar
comes walking out with the tag titles. WaffleMan throws up the Waffle sign and Brock
stands there. They walk down the ramp and get in the ring.

The bell rings and WaffleMan and Uncle Boob start off the match. They lock up and Waffle
throws him into a neutral corner. Waffle charges at him and clotheslines him. Waffle
bounces off the ropes and bulldogs Boob. Waffle climbs to the top. He waits for Boob
to stand up. Boob turns around and Waffle does a jumping side kick and plants him. Waffle
grabs him by the legs and puts him in the sharpshooter. Stone Cold gets into the ring and
kicks Waffle in the back of the head. The ref goes over and makes Stone Cold get out of the
ring. Brock gets in and starts stomping Boob. Waffle slaps his own hand so the ref thinks
they tagged and gets out of the ring. Brock does an overhead belly to belly suplex to Uncle
Boob. He then grabs him and puts him in a headlock. Boob reaches the ropes and Brock has to
let go. They both stand up and Brock whips Boob into the ropes. As he bounces back, Boob
slides under him. Brock bends over to try to reach him, but Boob is already back to his feet.
The crowd is hysterical and Boob does a face buster. Boob then goes up top. As Brock gets up,
Boob comes off with a flying cross body block. 1-kickout. Boob then puts Brock in an armbar.
But Brock quickly gets to the ropes. Boob lets go of the hold and starts stomping on Brocks arm.
But Brock is uneffected. He gets up and throws Boob across the ring, but in the direction of Stone
Cold. Boob dives towards Stone Cold and tags him in. Stone Cold gets in and Brock tries to punch him,
but Stone Cold blocks it and punches Brock. He punches Brock a few more times then bounces off the
ropes and does the Lou Thez Press. Stone Cold has him mounted and continuously beats him in the head.
Stone Cold gets up and climbs up top. He comes off with a flying elbow. Stone Cold goes for the pin...
1-2-kickout. Stone Cold gets up and picks Brock up. He knees him in the stomach and suplexes him.
Stone Cold runs over and punches Waffle and knocks him off the apron. As Stone Cold turns around Brock
grasps him and does a side belly to belly suplex. Brock then goes over and tags in WaffleMan. Waffle
climbs to the top and comes off with a flipping legdrop. He goes for the pin. 1-2-kickout. WaffleMan
throws up the Waffle sign, signalling for the Wafflization. But Stone Cold lowblows him. Stone Cold
crawls over and tags in Uncle Boob. Boob gets into the ring and kicks Waffle in the side of the head.
Boob goes to the top rope. He tries to double axe handle WaffleMan, but Waffle catches him and suplexes
him. As he suplexes him, Boob flies into the ref. WaffleMan picks up Boob, puts him on his shoulders
(death valley driver style), then spins him around into a diamond cutter. (called the Wafflization)
Stone Cold quickly gets in Brock gets in the ring, at the same time Stone Cold does. Stone Cold stunners
Brock while WaffleMan is taunting Boob. WaffleMan turns around and runs towards stone cold. They double
clothesline each other and are both down. Ogre comes running down the ramp. He gets into the ring and picks
up Stone Cold. He grabs him by the throat. But WaffleMan lowblows him! WaffleMan then Wafflizes Ogre!!!
WaffleMan turns around and Boob calls him a sonbitch. WaffleMan looks puzzled and Boob kicks him in the balls
and does a tornado bull dog. Boob pins him as the ref comes to. 1-2-3!!! Here are your winners and NEW tag team
Champions.......STONE COLD AND UNCLE BOOOOOOB!

After the match WaffleMan calls for a mic. The announcers throw him a mic. WaffleMan: "Ogre, I did NOT ask for
your help! I wanted this to be a fair match!" Brock gets up and grabs the mic off of him. Brock: "What the hell?
We had the match won!" WaffleMan kicks him in the stomach and Wafflizes him then walks to the back. Ogre gets up
and grabs Stone Cold by the throat. He climbs to the top rope then Chokeslams Stone Cold from the top rope to the
outside! The medical crew comes out, puts StoneCold on a stretcher and puts him in an amulience and drives to the
hospital.

Match 3
DWF Championship
Battle Royal ending in a Hell in a Cell

For difficuly of writing a Battle Royal, I'm just writing the order of eliminations until the Hell in A Cell

1. The Rock gets eliminated by Afroman
2. Boob gets eliminated by Brock Lesnar
3. Ogre gets eliminated by a combination of KidRaven and Oompa Loompa
4. Yoda Dream Princess gets elimated by Afroman
5. Afroman gets eliminated by WaffleMan
6. Oompa gets eliminated by KidRaven
7. Vanilla Lice gets eliminated by WaffleMan
8. Brock Lesnar gets Eliminated by a combination of WaffleMan and KidRaven

Hell in a Cell

The cell lowers as WaffleMan and KidRaven begin to fight. Waffle throws KidRaven into the side of the cell.
WaffleMan continuously beats on KidRaven. He rolls Kidraven back into the ring. WaffleMan pulls out a
barbwired 2x4. He gets into the ring, but KidRaven does a drop toe hold and Waffle hits himself in the head
with the 2x4. KidRaven grabs the 2x4 then goes to the top. He comes off and wacks Waffle in the head with
it. Waffle is busted open. Kidraven then puts him in a camelclutch, strangling him with the 2x4. He lets
go of the hold. KidRaven climbs out of the ring and is looking for something under the ring. But as he
continues to look, Waffle gets out and throws KidRaven into the door of the cell. It bursts open and KidRaven
flies to the outside. Waffle follows him and beats his head of the side of the cage. Waffle then climbs up
the side of the cage and Kidraven trails him. They get to the top and start punching each other. KidRaven
kicks him in the stomach and suplexes Waffle. KidRaven then legdrops him. KidRaven picks him up and tries
to suplex him again but Waffle won't have none of it. Waffle hooks his leg behind KidRavens then does his
version of a flatliner to KidRaven. Waffle picks him up, kicks him in the stomach and powerbombs him. The
ceiling of the cell breaks and KidRaven falls into the ring. Waffle does a moonsault from the top of the cell
onto KidRaven. They are both out cold. But because KidRaven's shoulders are flat on the mat and WaffleMan is
on top of him, the ref starts to count....1....2....3! HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND FIRST EVER DWF DREAM CHAMPION...
WAFFLEMAN!!!!! The DWF goes off the air as WaffleMan and KidRaven still lay in the ring.