[T]he [R]eal [D]eal
*Due to the sexual content and graphic nature of this promo, viewer discretion is advised.*

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(((- The camera slowly opens up to the famous gaming strip in the most world reknown gambling capital. Better known to all as Las Vegas, Nevada. The camera pans the strip and catches the great night life. The camera takes a look at many of the casinos and shows Las Vegas has to offer. The camera zooms in on a craps game. A middle aged man rolls a seven and he rolls a seven. Everyone starts clapping and the man starts going crazy as he is given his chips that he won. He starts throwing them in the air in a fit of joy. He is so happy, he grabs a lady who is a stranger to him and lays a fat wet one on her. The camera exits this casino and again pans the streets taking view of the great erray of mesmerizing lights embedding the buildings of the gaming strip. -)))

(((- The shot then switch over to a blue and white mansion home behind a gate, found in the richer parts of Las Vegas, Nevada. The camera pans the mansion and zooms in on it's grace and beauty. The view then switches inside the gate and advances forward on the cement square pathway surrounded by a beautiful garden. Enhanced by orchids, a rose garden, a fountain in the middle of the courtyard, and many other exotic plants and flowers. Giggling is heard and the camera follows the sound. It brings us to a jacuzzi pool where "The Real Deal" Shawn Steele is sitting in it relaxing with another big busted, finely curved, ravishngly beautiful woman, who is feeling on his muscular chest. Shawn Steele notices the camera and then adresses it, while the girl continues to feel on his chest. The camera zooms in on Shawn Steele's face. -)))

ShawnSteele
Welcome Awf viewers and followers. Welcome to "The Real Deal" Shawn Steele's mansion home in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada!!!

(((- The camera slowly zooms out catching Shawn Steele, the Jacuzzi, the woman, and the beautiful backdrop of his mansion. Shawn Steele closes his eyes and bites his lip. He starts to pant a bit and then puts his hand into the water, and moves his arm up and down near his crotch area as he smiles. He starts to talk up again. -)))

ShawnSteele
Heh, sorry about that. Where was I? Ummm, the Las Vegas night life is great isn't it? No wait.. Oh yeah welcome to my mansion home. Isn't like nothing you have ever seen? Of course it is, it's one in a million. And to top it all off, I got beautiful women all over me and it just makes everything worth while. Maybe if all of you guys out there were a rich son of a b*tch like me, you'd live the same lifestyle. But you can't because you can't be me, and you can never match up to the likes of Shawn Steele.

ShawnSteele
I was sitting in my mansion home the other day, in my leather reclining chair in-front of the "tube", if you will. I was flipping through the channels and I come across C2C , cutting a promo. Isn't that right Christina?

Christina
C2C ? Oh yeah, he's like that african-american with the red get-up suit roite?. Yeah, I guess he can seem like a cool guy since he was like a man in the title tourny. But he's like, gotta a serious attitude ya know?

ShawnSteele
Yes, I know. He can be a little on the weirdo side at times, but what can I say? He's C2C . C2C , you come out and you make a scene about how Your good and everything, that you are the best and everything. I deserve the title iam "The Real Deal" Shawn Steele. The sexest man alive.

(((- Shawn Steele gives an evil smile towards the camera. He brings his hand out of the water as he reaches over the jacuzzi and gets two wine glasses and a bottle of I am sure, expensive champagne. He pours himself a glass and pours Christina a glass. They toast and then they begin to drink the champagne, when all of a sudden his body jolts, causing him to drop his glass of champagne. He then gives a sigh of relief as another big busted, finely curved, ravishngly beautiful woman comes out, this time it's a blonde. She is wearing a lime green top and a thong. She wipes her lips and smiles. -)))

Angela
How was it Shawn? Was it good?

ShawnSteele
Angela, that was great. Anyways, C2C I saw your b*tch on the tv set yesterday. You are the biggest piece of trash i have ever seen before. You are so weak.

Christina
Hey Angela, I got an idea that will take Shawn's breath away. Hehehehehehehehe.

(((- Christina stands up and water drips down from her valupscious body. She steps over Shawn and sits next to Angela and starts to whisper in her ear. Shawn Steele gets a look of impatience in his facial expression and in the eyes as he taps his fingers on the side of the jacuzzi. He then gets into a state of shock and reaches into the water, pulling his underwear up. He starts to blush. -)))

Angela
Oh yeah Christina, that will drive Shawn crazy, it'll make him go aboslutley wild! Tell me more, I like the idea of this!

ShawnSteele
Hey, tell me, I want to know! Hey, Christina, Angela, stop whispering amongst yourselves, I want to know what will make me go wild. Oh fine, i'll just talk more about C2C . You know C2C , to tell you the truth, I don't give a damn what you think about me and what you think about what this will effect in the Awf. Right now, all I gotta worry about is the Awf Title, and what I am gonna do to you. And you, you gotta worry about your wrestling career because I will beat the hell out of you to an inch of your life, and you will see that I am not just another half pint wrestler put up against you, that I am infact The Real Deal, and that you are far away from my league punk!!!!!

ShawnSteele
You don't stand a chance. You should'nt even be wrestling, you should be in the record business rapping about sex, violence, and about how many times you went to jail because you were a punk who keep getting his ass kicked in bars.

(((- Shawn Steele's eyes grow wider and wider and his voice gets higher and higher and filled more with hatred and anger. Shawn Steele glances at Christina and Angela who are giggling. They glance at Shawn and giggle even more. -)))

ShawnSteele
Now please tell me, what are you guys going to do to me? Stick me in a room and make me watch some Mr. Main Event matches and make me kill myself?

Angela
Heheheh, no. We have an even better idea. Tell him Christina.

Christina
Me and Angela decided to get the handcuffs, the strawberries, the whipped cream, the video camera and have a threesome, me, Angela, and you Shawn honey. What do you say? Don't you want the two of us? In one.. Bed??? 

(((- Shawn Steele's expression of anger and hatred eyes change to widened eyes and full of joy. Christina and Angela go on the sides of Shawn and start to rub on his chest and his private area. They get out of the pool and hold hands as they walk towards the mansion together, hand in hand. -)))

ShawnSteele
(((- Voice cracks. -))) I'll be right there.. (((- Clears throat. -)))

ShawnSteele
C2C , I despise you, I have no love for you brotha. I tried to help you, but then you think of me as the bad guy so I had to start on you. Besides your the man Who is after my Belt! 

ShawnSteele
Now go home, and gather around your friends, family, relatives alike, and tell them that you witnessed greatness today, you saw a man like no other. Tell them that you saw "The Real Deal" Shawn Steele... Remember one thing, this piece of TwiZted Steele and sex appeal, ahahahahaha, DOESN'T BREAK! ! ! If you excuse me, I have two women upstairs in the master bedroom just waiting for play. Get it? Foreplay???

(((- "The Real Deal" Shawn Steele starts to laugh and rubs his hands together as he steps out of the pool. He grabs some glasses and a bottle of champagne and heads for the mansion. The camera zooms in on the screen door as Shawn Steele makes his way in. The camera then slowly zooms out and then focuses on a room with a light on. Shawn enters and is met by the two girls who jump on him and they playfully fall onto the bed as the camera slowly dims. -)))

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