Four months ago we had no clue,
What it was we were getting into.
As strangers we began our long trip abroad,
But now as family we can survive any JIHAD.
Since Christmas is here we just want to say,
Our thank-yous to you in our own special way.
So now let us pause and remember with smiles,
The memories we've share throughout Global miles:
"Good morning St. Olaf," we hear o'er the speakers
As Mac's voice awakens tired oles and sleepers.
Along our great journey one thing we soon found,
Baksheesh truly makes the world go round.
Tour guides and contacts from Saji to Monel
Have olivewood, alabaster and kartouches to sell.
With all of this Mac deals with ease,
He's so very good with his thank-yous and please.
Jackie keeps in touch with all the pitfalls,
And has a sixth sense for markets and malls.
Mac Daddy takes pictures all over the place,
Sometimes of monuments, sometimes of space.
She bluntly reminds him to pull up his drawers,
While he patiently waits in all global stores.
Mac Daddy's wise mind often wanders around,
While he ponders ice cream and the primordial mound.
Jackie thinks of schedules and sometimes of food,
As she keeps us on time and in a good mood.
With Jackie's tips to spice every meal,
She asks, "Have you tried this with her usual zeal."
With a Hey-Ho and a cackling laugh,
The pair would never be the same without the other half.
Mac and Jackie are like a mom and a dad,
And they're the best leaders Global could have had!
