I hurried back to my apartment
I rushed in I closed the door
but there on the desk stood the little blue man
who started to tell me once more.

I wuv you I wuv you, said the little blue man
I wuv you I wuv you to bits  I wuv you
He loved me said the little blue man
and scared me right out of my wits.

For weeks after that I was haunted 
though no one could see him but me,
right by my side was the little blue man
wherever I happened to be.

I WUV you

One evening in wild desperation
I rushed to a rooftop in town
and over the side pushed the little blue man
who sang to me all the way down.

I wuv you I wuv you, said the little blue man
I wuv you I wuv you to bits  I wuv you
He loved me said the little blue man
and scared me right out of my wits.

I whispered thank goodness that's over 
I smiled as I hurried outside,
but there on the streets stood the little blue man
who said with a tear in his eye.

I don't wuv you anymore!

Soft Pink Pajamas
2001