My Opinion of the East

In My Opinion: People from the East Coast are a lower class and phylum and are basically useless.
In My Opinion: People from the East Coast should not be allowed to reproduce due to the negative effect on the superior gene pool.
In My Opinion: Offspring of people from the East Coast should be segregated and have no contact or influence with the superior population at large.
In My Opinion: Sympathizers become one with the people of the dread East Coast.
In My Opinion: Ignorant, inebriated & impaired people come from the East Coast. Knowing this, all people from the East Coast should be treated as incompetent imbeciles.
In My Opinion: Laboratory rats, monkeys and guinea pigs should be allowed to go free as we now have a new subject to use for wierd scientific experiments and deep space exploration. Forced Volunteers from the East Coast are expendable and easily replaced.
Catastrophic failure, rampant disaster and horrible disfigurement concern us not.