Meet the Seņores & Seņoritas of Blue Cab Airlines

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Ricardo Belo Horizonte
El Presidente and Chief Operating Executive of Blue Cab Airlines

Albualnat Husisla "Pete"
International Director of Culinary Cusine & Biological Pollutant Contamination Detox

Jaydog Belfast
el Dictador de Operacion de Areonaves and Accident Cover-Ups

San Jose de Iguana
Excutive Jr Vice President of Special Projects Coordination

K-Funk Douala
Director of Innovative Solutions of blue wastewater treatment and sludge management control

Brian "the latino lover" Da Man
Chief Operating Officer of Advertising Jingles and Asuntos sin importancia for Latin America y el Caribe

Karlos Kota Kinabalu
Director of Afterhours Spare Tire Movement and Inventory

Largo Fuerte el Brazo
Chief Executive Director of Security

Antofagasta el Grande Campinas
International Ferry Coordinator between SFO and EYW

Geraldo "Papa Doc" Florianoplis
Executive Propaganda Officer of MIS (meaningless information systems) and Pilot Liason Director

Randolfo Raul Lawrenco
Director of Inflight Entertainment

Magdalania "BJ" Campo Grande
Executive Director & Chief Administrator of Crewmember Corpral Punishment

Maj. El-Al Petrolina
Commander and Chief of Competive Sabotage

Suzanovich Lapseki
Flight Attendant Recruiter and Pilot Screw Scheduling

J. Rock
Blue Cab Airlines Fleet Manager and Chief Pilot Baby-Sitter

Ronaldo "the pencil whipper" Hallio

Chief Director of Recreational Maintenance and Air Turn Backs

"Thank you for flying Blue Cab Airlines, voted safest airline of 1999 by
Nicaragua Living Magazine"

Please welcome the first flight attendant class of 2000 !!

Blue Cab Airlines pre-flight

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