Birth of a Candy Bar

One PAYDAY, MR. GOOD wanted to SKOR, so he took Miss HERSHEY to the POT 'O GOLD motel on the corner of AREO and FIFTH AVE to show here some TWIX. He began to feel her MOUNDS. That was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL and made him want to EATMORE. When he saw here CHERRY BLOSSOM, he gasped SWEET MARIE this is WONDERBAR. He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her KIT KAT and cause a MILKY WAY. She screamed OH HENRY as she grabbed his BIG TURK and squeezed his M & M's. Miss HERSHEY said you are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS. To which Mr. GOODBAR replied, when you're this good they call you MR. BIG. Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had a BABY RUTH.
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