A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes
to live with a tribe therein. He spends years
with the people, teaching them to write and the good Christian ways of the white
man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must
not commit adultery or fornication!
One day the wife of one of the tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white child. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary.
"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet
here a black woman gives birth to white child. You are the
only white man that has ever set foot in our village. It doesn't take a genius
to work out what has been going on!"
The missionary replies: "No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence what is called an albino. Look to the yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief pauses for a moment then says "Tell you what, you don't say anything about the sheep, I won't say anything about the white child!"