Men Will Always Be Men
There was a man who had three different girlfriends, but he couldn't decide which one to marry. So, to test them, he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent the money. The first woman went out to get a total makeover. She bought new clothes, a new hairstyle, manicure, pedicure, the works. Upon doing so, she told the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much". The second woman went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man explaining, "I bought these gifts for you with the money you gave me because I love you so much".
The third woman took the $5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned the $5000 to the man and then reinvested the rest. She told him, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought for a very long time about how each of these women spent the money.
He then decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs.
