Q: What do a Rubic's cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q: How are pubic hairs like parsley?
A: You push them aside before you eat.
Q: What's the difference between an airship and 365 blowjobs?
A: One is a Goodyear, the other is an excellent year.
Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.
Q: What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
A: You can always find a girl to blow your paycheck for you.
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"
Q: What is the difference between pink and purple?
A: The grip
Q: What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards?
A: He keeps coming and coming and coming...
Q: What is the speed for sex?
A: 68 - because if you go 69 you turn over
Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?
A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right." An airline stewardess says, "Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally."
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A. "Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be one heck of a blowjob!"
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "It might take me a while to get hard I just got laid last night."
Q: How is the card game Bridge and sex alike?
A: If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.
Q: What is the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog?
A: When driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you.
