KEBAB SHOP STARE

	WELCOME FRIEND, AND DO YOU DARE MEET THE MIGHT OF THE KEBABSHOP STARE? HE'S HAD SOME TO DRINK - HALVES, PINTS, SHOTS AND DOUBLES AND A PACKET OF NUTS NOW HE'S LOOKING FOR TROUBLE HE DON'T LIKE YOUR LOOK, THAT MUCH IS TRUE ARE YOU HEARING HIM RIGHT, COS HE'S TALKING TO YOU
	I SAID HE'S TALKING TO YOU!! TOO LOUD TO IGNORE AS YOU TRY WITH HEAD BOWED TO THE SHISH-STREWN FLOOR
	YOU PARRY HIS TAUNT, BUT THAT MAKES MATTERS WORSE HE LETS FLOW A TORRENT OF ONION & CURSE A DEATHLY HUSH SMOTHERS THE TAKE AWAY PLACE EXPECTANCY AND CHILLI SAUCE COVER EACH FACE
	WILL NO ONE STEP IN AND SAVE YOU FROM A BRAWL? THEY HEAD TO THE DOOR WITH THEIR BACKS TO THE WALL THEY'D HELP YOU, OF COURSE, IF IT WASN'T SO LATE BUT PIZZA GOES COLD AND TAXIS DON'T WAIT
	HIS FISTS START TO CLENCH, YOU'RE SWALLOWING HARD HE SCREWS UP WHITE PAPERS OF SALAD AND LARD THERE'S NO MISTAKE THIS TIME - YOU'LL SOON BE A GONER DOWN ON THE TILES WITH THE LETTUCE AND DONNER
	THERE'S NO CHOICE - YOU CONFRONT THE KEBAB SHOP STARE A NUMBER IS CALLED - YOUR ORDER! NOT A MOMENT TO SPARE YOU HEAD FOR THE COUNTER, THERE'S NO TIME TO SCOFF JUST GRAB YOUR KEBAB, TURN AROUND AND FUCK OFF

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