Encouraged by your friends, you jump onto the trolley, with a stuffed bear for padding/moral support, and are sent down the hill. Damn, this thing shakes! It also doesn't steer too well, despite your best efforts. As it begins to veer to the left, you hit a rock, and suddenly you and the bear are higher than you've ever been before. You curse the laws of physics as you realise that what has gone up will come down, and very soon. You hit the ground with a thump which may well have been audiable kilometres away. You begin to thank the gods for your seeming lack of injuries, when the tumbling trolley catches up with you, sweeping your legs out from under you and dumping you straight back on the ground. Fortune, it seems, still favours the brave, for you've still managed to aquire nothing more serious than a few bruises. You and the bear stagger back up the hill, to be greeted with cheers befitting such valiant heroes. You get back in the car and take off. Where to now?

The closest fast food
The closest enemy's house
Don't ask me, just drive

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