The LEVY-MCALISTER REGIMEN™

Here are some top-secret images our infiltrators obtained documenting the top-secret Levy-McAlister training regimen....

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Do you remember how the Levys and McAlisters took to the sport of Synchronized Swimming...like fish they were!  Who can forget their flawless execution of such miraculous stunts as the pyramid?  It was during their time aboard the Dawn Princess that a thought crystallized, a plan hatched...no Gender Barriers were going to stop their Olympic dreams...

They may appear to be smiling, but this is merely an extraordinary testament to the exacting standards of their regimen...these painful, jaw-breaking exercises ensure the pleasant expressions that  McAlister-Levy fans have come to expect. How convincing they look!  Bravo, Boys! Bravo!

In this remarkable image, we see the trio, yogi-like in the intensity of their work.  Only after holding this pointed toe pose (any ballerina's envy!) for a remarkable 3 1/2 hours,  did they allow themselves any form of sustenance.

Here one can appreciate the intense concentration etched on Jay's face, as he instructs Jimmy and Jerry on the finer points of a NEW, DARING move.  If Jay's expression is any indication, this will take the Synchronized Swimming world by storm!

They've done it!  A startling new move, a tribute to the genius that is the McAlister-Levy threesome!  We've seen them participate in the five-pointed Star Formation, but never anything this innovative.  Unwilling to settle for calling this simply the three-pointed Star Formation, with a glorious knack for words they have named this subtle move, The Triangle.  Yes, the Bad Boys of Synchronized Swimming have done it again...

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