Oops.....
The largest of the beggars softly smiles, and his face turns black, and his eyes are just evil. His body begins to expand, and his raggedy clothes fall off him. His hairy belly bloats out and there is a foul stench in the air (you have shat yourself, but the smell comes from this transforming monstrosity before you). The beast opens his mouth wide and wider and wider until it could conceivably swallow a small car. From within the depth of his throat comes out a slimy frog head attached to a 10 metre coiled ribbed pulsating neck. It stares at you for an agonising moment and then spits a green gooey digestive substance at you, completely covering your upper body. The goo burns out your eyes. Your mouth and throat dry up and turn to powder. All of your skin peels off. As you try to scream your heart seizes and you collapse. Before you hit the ground a large tongue wraps itself around you and whips you up.
Apart from the unreliable testimony of the beggars, the only witness was an elderly french lady walking her poodle, and all she recalls is hearing one gigantic belch.
Bad Luck. Try Again.
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