Oops......




You ignore the surrounding hoo-ha and go into the phone box. Four gorillas in suits pull up in a Merc across the road. They point at you and commence arguing. However, you don't notice them because you are having trouble with the international operator. You don't even notice one of the gorillas jumps into a bulldozer and start hurtling towards you. You tell the operator that she is a dumb somnambulist bimbo and hang up. You then get flattened and cemented over.

Bad Luck. Try Again.
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