Oops......
The beer has obviously had too much of an effect on you. You realize mid-motion that you don't know how to actually do a 180 degree turn!! So you decide to do a three point turn instead, but during this time the police have got a giant hook out and thrown it through your back window. It has lodged itself in the back seat. It is attached by wire to a tree. As you try to take off the wire gains tension and the hook rips the entire framework of the car off, leaving you losing momentum with just the steering wheel, drivers seat, two front tyres and you on the road. By the time sense has dawned on you the police have surrounded you, and have their guns on you. As you slowly raise you hands the unopened 1664 beer simultaneously explodes. The police are spooked and plug you fill of holes.
Bad Luck. Try Again.
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