Oops......
The man says he is the head cook and looks at you in a peculiar way. He then asks you to follow him to the kitchen, where he asks you to chop up some onion. You are completely hopeless at this task and it is very obvious to the him that you are not a cook. He becomes very angry and slams his butcher's knife down on your arm. Your arm is sliced straight off. You faint unaware that the cook continues to chop up your body. He then stuffs all the 'bits' of you into a microwave and puts it on high for three hours.
Bad Luck. Try Again.
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