Oops.....
After making a scene about having to order food and telling the waiter that he is a snobby little liquid zit, you point to something on the menu. The waiter disappears into the kitchen. You notice the fat woman making eyes at you from across the restaurant. You feel ill and shout out,
"Stop dreaming", and move your chair so you don't have to look at her any more. Out of the corner of your eye you notice that she gets up and disappears into the kitchen.
A short while later your meal comes out. You have a few bits of it and being to feel very drowsy. You head falls face first into your plate, as you can no longer hold it up. You hear the fat woman's voice behind you. She is saying something and laughing insanely. She then drives a kitchen knife into the back of you neck. But she doesn't stop there, she slowly twists the blade around and cuts you deeper and deeper until all your spinal nerves are completely severed. Then she jumps onto the table and stomps on your neck until your head falls off, and rolls across the floor. Maybe it was used as a football....you'll never know.
Bad Luck. Try Again.
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