The pod lands softly in Jakarta, on a street in the suburbs. You open the hatch and the two monkeys scamper off in the direction of the jungle. Nearby you see a supermarket. Hmmm, food. Your stomach wins and you enter the supermarket, oblivious to the riots occurring down the street. There are no staff around and many locals are looting the shelves. There are no chocolate bars left so you head for the popcorn aisle. When you get there, all the boxes are vibrating and some explode with popped popcorn flying everywhere. You ignore logic and stand there with your gob wide open, trying to catch some in your mouth. People on fire run past you, and after a couple more gulps of corn you see a wall of flames coming across the aisles. With sudden clarity you realise that the freezer is your only option. You get in amongst packets of frozen peas. And freeze as the store burns down around you.
They unfreeze you in the year 3014 and lo and behold, monkeys have taken over. Human flesh is one of the greatest monkey delicacies and bits of you end up in a chain of Monkey Delis in Japan.
Bad Luck. Try Again.
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