The adventure continues......
So you land in the Lucky Country of pot bellies and skin cancer (and beer). Thankfully you have landed in King's Cross (Sydney) and no-one thinks it strange that an escape pod has landed in the park. The monkeys run up the nearest tree, taking the chess board with them. You spot a giant yellow M down the street and decide you feel like a Happy Meal. On the way there you are offered a variety of drugs and sexual favours by the friendly locals. Obviously your adventure to date is trippy enough and you don't need drugs. But a prostitute called Mucho is so gorgeous that, even though you can't work out Mucho's sex, you still follow him/her to a seedy hotel. American dollars are fine, Mucho says. And Mucho can give you local currency as change. Sex and then a Big Mac, things are looking up. Mucho takes you into a room. It's literally crawling with cockroaches, even on the bed. She/He sweeps them off with a broom, and tells you to make yourself comfortable.
What do you do?
Strip off your clothes and jump on the bed with a big grin
Say you prefer doing it standing up
Get all moralistic and leave, go get a Big Mac