Top 30 All Time Quotes From The World Of Raise
QUOTE
WHO / WHAT
RANK #
Spanjay - physco negotiation with his girlfriend
30
I will eat this picture of Bhagwan if you no longer love me !!!
I thought Nolan Ryan was Black !!!!!!!!
I thought Warren Moon was White !!!!!!
29
Duekey - at an Astro's and Oilers game
28
Pratul - assuring his engineer buddies about future job opportunities if things get bad
Don't worry, you can be my Butler
I'm Diaphragm Desai and this is Pancreas Pandya
27
Studs - Modus Operandi at a Galveston Med School party
26
So when you Gonna Be a Liar ?????
Ravi Gohel - the uncle from Hell
Jerry Hoffman - hitting a driver over the heads a slow moving two-some putting out on the hole ahead of us
25
Just sending them a signal
Matt - on the edge and snowed in at Dallas for the Cotton Bowl
Amit, do you have to sit so close
to me ?!?
24
Please make it a SOBER speech
Girish Pandya - instructions to Duekey for his speech at a wedding reception
23
Duekey - shouting at random strangers on the Santa Monica Pier
Jesse Jackson is a God !!!!! Vote For Him !!!
22
Ooops - after watching him heave up a wounded duck for an interception and getting injured on the same play
Bernie Kosar is the best athlete in the NFL
21
Don't worry, Bob won't take off; he's as faithful as a pup
Cool Rog- Bob waited in the car for 8 hours while the Raise Boys skied
20
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight .... Oh, Oh; We're Gonna Make It Right, Tonight Tonight, Oh, Oh
Phil Collins a.k.a. Jimmy, Vinny, Gus, Rog - singing to Ooops about going to the David Blownie party in his Meeta-Lal jacket
19
Duekey - Spring Break 1985, bonding with Sloppy Joe Scalice
18
You are Me and I are You
It's a tie !!! Go Again !!!
17
Horse - chug off judge
Das for "Lets Go"
Let Us Went
16
Meet my partner Chimp-Brewski
15
Hari Logarithm - off the wall
I dated a Dolphin named Garbanzo
Gus - life on the atoll
14
13
I'm afraid you're too delicate to come with us ?.
Rog - explaining to Ricki about the hazards of a Colorado road trip
12
I loved her tomorrow .... I saw her at The Bank of Baroda
Das - random
Studs - trying to ski in the middle of a blizzard at 20,000 ft
11
Who the hell brought me up here !?! I'll kick his Ass !!!
Ricki - before going to war with the Green Bay Paki's
Rog, hold my Rolex !!!!!!!!!
10
Sneeze - explaining his agility on the slopes
I can handle it dammit !!! I don't have MS
9
Ba's - running down the driveway with her arm caught in the window
8
Duekey my hand !!!!!!
Oops - reimbursement for a case of Schaffer
7
Jimmy, here's my quarter
Spanjay - comments after watching the movie Angel Heart
6
Did I Love it ?? I Lived it !!!!
5
Don't call me a Raise you Raise
Studs - fighting with Sonali
Lal - during the egg-fest on Spanjay and Horse's house
4
I am the Egg Man
Matt - annual statement every year throughout the 90's
3
We're getting Married next year
Duekey - in the station wagon coming back from Corpus Christi Layton trip
Holy Smokes ? I just looked down and one of my balls was smiling at me
2
...... and finally, the # 1 all time quote from The World Of Raise !!!!! .....
1
DON'T TELL NEEEESHAA !!!!
Ricki - last words before being hauled off by HPD
Last Updated on 4/21/00
By R. Pandya