The new Osama is the lastest car to exported from Afghanistan.
It has numerous features not found on any other car.
New and improved!
The new Osama!
Will carry you to the Gates of Hell.
1.A global positioning transmitter so that the United States Air force can keep track of you wherever you think you are going.
2. Built in air bags in the front, and the back filled with high grade Anthrax so that you can get a taste of your own medicine.
3. It uses easily found camel dung for fuel.
4. When you are driving in your new Osama you can always rest assured that you will recogonized by anyone that sees you go by in this unique vehicle.
5. Since it is being exported by the F.O.R. D. Motor Company you can have the confidence of the F.O.R.D. name, and what it has always stood for.
Found On Road Dead.
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