Well I guess this means you decided to hang out for at least a few more minutes. They tell me it is harder and harder to keep the attention of a surfer these days, that people normally click and leave. It does not help that my site lacks nifty games or interactive content. At least for now. I do have some stuff that you may find interesting though. A few notes on navigating Tina Online though: purple like this are my links, sometimes I put them in a list, but mostly I just drop them into the paragraphs. I am not a big fan of menus or back buttons, so I rely on your skill to alt (or open apple) and arrow to move forwards and backwards. I do like the "alt" HTML tag though, I also found you can do some neat stuff with the "table" tag, that means if you put your cursor over most images or things in this color, and hold on just a sec', you will get a nice little message from me. Just my way of saying thanks for coming on the ride.

Whoa, speaking of rides, I got one for you, at least for the boys that stopped by! Yeah, I know you came by 'cause you were hoping Tina would show some skin, and I decided it was the least I could do for your interest in me. I made this with Flash 4, so you will need Shockwave (which you probably already have, but if you don't get it here) to see it, and I suggest you have a broadband connection or alot of patience. Oh, I did not leave you dial up users out either, I know everyone wants a peak at me, it used to be the most common mail I got and is still the number one question in a chat room after a/s/l. So here is my Li'l' Gallery of pictures.

Of course I like to think that you are also interested in me for my mind, or at least will humor me a bit. Did I mention I am a Doctor? No, not the medical kind, I should have took that road, but instead I went and got an absolutely useless degree. It qualifies me for teaching, writing, and about nothing else- I am a Doctor of Philosophy. It adds to my mystique in my chose profession though, bartending. I started doing that to pay for school, and I guess I will be one for life, it allows me to meet all sorts of interesting types, and have nice weighty conversations. Never a better time to delve into the mysteries of humanity than while getting boozed up. Bartenders are also the aristocrats of the working class it was once explained to me, and I kinda like being noble. You know the best thing about slingin' though? Well hell, let's start another page just on the subject of me and my three feet of heaven.

"Wait Tina", I heard someone cry, "I want more!" Well let me give away a bit more then. Here are some of the pages I like to visit, on a nice long list of links. Or Tina's Top Tens, I'm that obsessive list-maker type personality, and I have started compiling Top Tens of everything in true Letterman style. Things that piss me off, movies, music, department stores, cities I've visited, countries I've visited...oh you get the point. Find those lists here. Did I mention that I like to write, or could you just tell? Here is Tina's Literature, where I just get down on all sort of stuff, fiction and non.